Damn!!

checks out

You look like you are from a Disney series about hockey that releases an episode every Wednesday.

Bluds think they’re sigmas with gyatts in Ohio and that rizzing up all the girls at school is Extra sigma

God that took so much willpower to type

Bro just used every ounce of his 2023 TikTok vocabulary

And I don’t even have TikTok

And I hated it

It said to roast them tho

Bro that kid had one of the worst roasts ever

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blud on left is actually gettin rizzy ngl but this g on on the right looks like he stuffin grapes in his cheeks

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it’s like Gordon Ramsey, but badly cooked

That looks kinda like my school

musta missed the roast there

The dude on the right looks like he's wearing a blonde coconut helmet and the guy on the right has a forehead big enough to write a novella on

blud actually called it a novella whatever tf that is

Idk but blond hair kinda looks like a goldfish, like there’s nothing going on in his hesd

Nickelodeon on the left and cartoon network on the right

The kid on the right looks like if someone took some dead grass and gave it to him as a wig

You look like the most generic teenager in a high-school novel while your friend’s hairline looks like a f**king vanilla ice-cream ball put out of the cone

Let's see here...
If the word generic was a person...
And teenage Logan Paul

blond kid looks like he hasnt logged of roblox since 2018

Right is gordon ramsay logan paul and a teenager if they had a son

Guy on the left is professor Snape

they look like two random NPCs

That guy on the left is Steve from stranger things

I literally have nothing to say.
Your hair is so AI Generated I ran out of words

left: discount danno draws
right: NOT THE BOWL CUT-

That was genuinely exactly what I thought for the left one (I am burned out from shorts wars I guess), but I couldn't match the right

Yall look like high school bullies from the 90s

The one on the left looks like if someone got Danno Cal Drawings on wish lmfaoooo

You could build some houses on that absolute shelf blondie probably calls hair

I can't

you guys both look like you've been copied and pasted from the average middle school boys, the one on the left looks like they would be sitting in the back of a Walmart chugging a basic bottle of water and calling it carbonated because it was sitting behind that Walmart for 6 months and the one to the right looks like a mop, he looks worse than Gordon Ramsay if he had been on drugs for half his lifetime and tried to act like middle school boy again so that they can feel cool and not old like the rest of their generation.

POV Snape and Lockhart went back in time to try and fix their broken lives

guy on left: AI generated
guy on right: hair looks like a mop

The guy on the right is 25% off Gordon Ramsey from Walmart

Thats a nice view from the sped class in your school

If salt and pepper retained their mental capacity but became human

bro caden we got torn to shreds, mostly you gordon ramsay

My bro on the right lookin like a yellow mushroom

You look like the Tories combined with Drake & Josh and the Paul brothers and put into every Disney XD movie to date.