powerups are whatever blood type those people have and whatever the heck is in their bloodstream, most OP one is cocaine-I mean seriously that guarantees first place, gives you infinite boost, and makes negative affects and spinouts last 90% shorter

Jesus cocaine??

so basically a souped up version of the star combined with f-zero's boost power

Rare insult possible?

*possibly ?

Who tf is lice

weird bug thing that lives in hair

Bugs that live in hair

Ohhhh do you mean that bug that makes your head itch

Good template to use

yup

This thing

Yes

Its ugly as hell

You don’t want to know

I already frikin chickin nugget burger know

i think im the only person out there who likes rainbow road

im also really good at it

I like it too. Wii Rainbow Road is my favourite track in 8dx and 2nd favourite in MkWii. 3DS Rainbow Road is also my 2nd favourite in 8dx and favourite in MK7. Those tracks are bangers.

All of the RRs are really fun

true

I like it too

Real

Why did you show me 2 pictures of rainbow road?

Real

Clever... I just wanna put a hotwheels car in her hair. Boom. Rainbow road.

*mario cart race start noise*

I live in

lol

LMAO

I love it!

What lice see when they're on a girl's colorful hair

yes

Real

Technically true

Real. Also, plug. imgflip.com/i/826ymb