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A letter to Osama

A letter to Osama | Hey Osama, how's it goin?  Long time, no see.

Listen, brother, you got a few things messed up in your "I'll kill you" letter.  So before y'all go faafoing© trying them terrorist hijinks in a small town because of rich men north of Richmond, let me straighten you out a little. #1 Ain't NO regular American paying taxes, they's gettin taxes took; #2 Ain't no regular American want that took money sent to foreign countries instead of bein used to tend to American people. #3 Ain't no regular American got any say in what them elected representatives do.  They's fussin em all the time about not doin the will of the people. #4 Ain't no regular American what ain't got a problem with all that weird stuff goin round - you know what we's talkin bout. ; ); #5 Ain't no regular American wanna fight you but they damn sure will; I reckon that oughta bout do. 
Live in peace or rest in peace. 

Signed

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187 views 8 upvotes Made by regularfeller 6 months ago in politics
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5 ups, 6mo,
1 reply
Upvoted . . . and nominated for Meme of the Month. Outstanding!
5 ups, 6mo,
1 reply
Appreciate you.

Don't make too much of a fuss though...I don't wanna wind up on a list somewhere.
3 ups, 6mo,
1 reply
Ha! I can guarantee that all us conservative memers have made onto a government list of some sort.
3 ups, 6mo,
1 reply
Reckon I better waste all my money before digital currency gets here and my cash is seized for wrongthink thoughtcrime.
3 ups, 6mo
Good point.
1 up, 6mo,
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Most everyone I know outside of my meme friends ignore politics because they say they don't understand um. What they do understand is everything they buy has gone up in price forcing them to do without things, to raise less, grow less and fix less. They are all preparing for hard times, many are already in them. Us flyovers can handle hard times; we will pull together and help each other. The people that infect the cities will suffer and I think that is just karma because many voted for this, and others failed to stop them. We understand they look down on us and we laugh and encourage it.

No matter what happens next year, no president can fix this mess, hard times are not coming, they are here. It only gets worse from here.
0 ups, 6mo,
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You are correct.

Country folk and 3rd worlders will have a leg up on the rest.

All 1st world people know how to do is throw money at a problem.

The difficulty in that is when money ain't got no value.

Them slickers will kill each other off like rats in a live trap.

Less ammo required to keep the urban survivors from foraging in the rural areas.

Might make exceptions for the purty ones as long as they's useful.
0 ups, 6mo,
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I don't plan to help anyone that wasn't a loyal friend before this mess started. They will starve while we chow down on swine, squirrels, deer and other delicious creatures they wouldn't eat anyway.

Side note, people out will pay more for a live turkey than one already cooked in a big box store. They want the best for their families and want to know who raised it, what it was fed with and if any meds were used. We don't eat trash.
1 up, 6mo,
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The food industry is part of the wheel.

Food developed to make us sick and addicted.

That's why 80 year olds are burying their 50 year old kids.

Corn syrup, sawdust, and chemicals...they don't even call it food - "edible product".

And you are right...livestock feed is even worse.
1 up, 6mo,
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Sadly, you are right, and I would add it is worse for the vegans, more chemicals, more fillers and more leftist spin because many will brag about not eating meat.
1 up, 6mo,
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I forget the renowned gastroenterologist's name, but he was saying that his vegan patients are the most unhealthy customers he has. I forget the details, just something about their intestines staying clogged.

I admit I didn't listen well as I have no intention of following that lifestyle.
1 up, 6mo,
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Yeah, I love the smug ones that claim to eat all natural, show them a picture of what the same plants looked like 100 years ago and they can't even pick their favorites out from just a picture.
0 ups, 6mo
Them ol frankenfoods...

GMO seeds will be the cause of a world wide famine sooner or later.

You can't prevent cross pollination unless you grow in a sealed building.
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    Hey Osama, how's it goin? Long time, no see. Listen, brother, you got a few things messed up in your "I'll kill you" letter. So before y'all go faafoing© trying them terrorist hijinks in a small town because of rich men north of Richmond, let me straighten you out a little. #1 Ain't NO regular American paying taxes, they's gettin taxes took; #2 Ain't no regular American want that took money sent to foreign countries instead of bein used to tend to American people. #3 Ain't no regular American got any say in what them elected representatives do. They's fussin em all the time about not doin the will of the people. #4 Ain't no regular American what ain't got a problem with all that weird stuff goin round - you know what we's talkin bout. ; ); #5 Ain't no regular American wanna fight you but they damn sure will; I reckon that oughta bout do. Live in peace or rest in peace. Signed A regular feller