He probably isn’t even close to the number I f**ked… they don’t let me near elementary schools anymore

My uncle:

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Elementarys?
I'm not allowed in any stores anymore

Stores?
I'm not allowed in nursing homes anymore.

nursing homes?
I'm not allowed in the SCP foundation anymore.

SCP foundation?
I'm banned from all boy scouts camps

boy scouts camps?
I'm not allowed in the science lab anymore

Science lab?
I'm not allowed at the pediatric anymore.

Pediatric? I’m not allowed in the NICU

pediatric?
I'm not allowed to exist anymore.

I'm still limping to this day

Existing? I’m not allowed to have ever existed

They don’t let me near pet stores 😏

They don't let me near daycare places anymore :(

or nursing homes

They don’t let me near retirement homes :(

that smile

Yall in the comments are going to horny jail

I just got here

me they dont let me near children period

Me: Sorry, cant go any closer
Nephew: Why uncle Membio? Its 7 miles to school!
Me: Because there's a High school, Middle school, elementary, and daycare.
Nephew: But they're 7 miles away
Me: yeah but the kids walk within 6 miles of those schools and my c*ck is will to push me another mile

Me *backing up*: oop, almost forgot. Can go within 8
Nephew: why?
Me: forgot about the pet store.

*Can't

he said gg

He did at least one

that sneaky little bastard bitch!

Nahhhhhhhh

Answer: all of them

Guinea pigs? I like children

*chuckles*

w rizz

many*

How heavy is your mom?

That's the number

yes