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Me when hydrogen

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I'd tell you a chemistry joke but all of the good ones argon - My chemistry teacher

argon is an aromantic

Please talk to your mother about your dog fetish.

It was an accident. She understands it is. According to her, you are one of those people who misinterprets things on purpose.

Now tell that to the dog in question

so you're confirming it happened to you?

are there 2 zoophiles or, get this, you ARE dawn

how am i a zoophile for an accident

cause you made it lick ur damn pussy bro tf

he did it by himself i didnt make him do it

you didn't retaliate or anything, you just let it happen. besides you are weirdly obsessed with dogs and making them gay

Why can't you just accept it was an accident? Accidents happen. Oh wait, you just want something to laugh at me for

bruh.

F**king liar

My dog is fixed

Whatever that means
You mean neutered?
"Oopsies teehee I accidentally let my dog penetrate me"

I would not do that. My dog is not interested in anyone anyway.

Bro deciding her dog's sexual orientation💀

How am I a liar. It was an accident

"oopsies teehee im so silly i accidentally let my dog impregnate me"

That cant happen

ok smartass
"oopsies teehee im so silly i accidentally let my dog blast semen inside of my va**na"

I did retaliate.

you said you were fine with it

I don't know what kind of drugs I was on when I wrote that. I wasn't fine with it because I know dogs have dirty mouths

liar

brah if your dog licked your no-no-place than just don't be naked so often.
but if you made your dog lick your no-no-place...just leave.

I would never make my dog lick there. Not only is it weird, but it's very unhealthy and I would never purposefully do that. Dogs have such dirty mouths.

How can a dog like your private part BY HIMSELF?!?!?!?!

he was in my bathroom for some reason

actually it was because he is scared of fireworks and i couldnt make him leave

Hold on
I remember the "My dog is scared of fireworks" post that exposed your suspected alternate accounts as you.
YOU ARE DAWN CONFIRMED!

Props to Dawn for actually not denying that this happened

Still not something to be proud about though.

Lick*

you influeced it even if he "did it by himself" dogs dont just go around f**kin doing that

so he reached with his paws, tok off your pants and ... *ahem* inner garments, and started licking while you did nothing?

no thats not what happened

he did it when i came out of the shower. he was hiding in the bathroom because hes scared of fireworks

why the bathroom? why not the million other places in the house?

plus if you were showering why would the door be open?

That's what i ask myself

also he did it wasi got out

it is your fault, you didnt close the door.

Why did you not close the door then

wasi?

do you lock the door when you take a shower?

I just exited. also my dog was hiding in the bathroom

what breed is he

golden retriever.

Oh god. Now we know it's Dawn.

tell me, around how big is your bathroom

So you’re admitting he did it to you thereby admitting you are dawn?