Syntax something-ly. It's a stupid mispelling

The hair be brown so it could technically be the color of the hair, syntatically speaking
Just saying

Color of the hair or color of the person?

Updated list:
- On the ISS
- Sent to The Vortex and had nothing to post but memes
- Banished, exalted, and exiled
- In limbo
- In limbo 2: secrets of intermediate
- Exploded
- Projected from Mars by clever aliens
- In a completely different world after bringing nothing but spaghetti, a retractable stick eraser, 5 sticky notes with shield symbols drawn on them in marker, and their Smart Kitchen Knife(TM) to the gas station bathroom
- Sacrificed for this sentence's punctuation, and now in heck.
- Lost a bit too much in their own thoughts, and is about to find someone else's headspace in these mental realms
- Insane - I have no comments
- Sane - They have ascended (in a peaceful way only tainted by their continued obligation to meme)
- In an extraplanar dungeon in search for illegal glove-slot loot
- Currently working in a Compact Machine
- Linked spiritually to an asteroid
- On the nether roof
- In Iowa
- In the command zone
- Nonexistent, and a manifestation of deleted memes

I vote that next up is "In the grand '26 ⚰️⚰️⚰️"