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1,321 views 129 upvotes Made by Iceu. 2 years ago in Dark_humour
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3 ups, 2y,
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as a texan (im actually from texas) this is true.
1 up, 2y,
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I am from texas too but we give out perfectly normal candy. However I bet hood neighborhoods do this
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0 ups, 2y
sometimes. i almost got shot last halloween lmao (im not lying)
0 ups, 2y,
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I would love to go to Texas. Both for the snakes, and the guns. It seems so fun.
0 ups, 2y,
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I am from texas, you don't see much snakes here. I only saw a snake once. ONCE in texas. Guns, I would agree with.
0 ups, 2y,
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What kind of area are you in, because I know there are lots of snakes in the northern parts and less populated areas. Specifically the northwestern parts.
0 ups, 2y,
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I am a little more north than Fort Worth. Not much people know this city, I will not reveal where I live for safety purposes. But I will say in my old neighborhood in Saratoga in Fort Worth I saw a garden snake. That was the only snake I ever saw in real life.
0 ups, 2y,
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Huh. Cities like palmetto state and fort hood have lots of snakes. Generally, central Texas and norther Texas has plenty of snakes. Any area with creeks and stuff should house lots of animals.
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Yeah there was a creek in my old neighborhood, saw PLENTY of stuff there. In fact, about 2 months ago me and my brother were outside exploring my Grandmother's backyard. I saw a spider web and I'm like "(my brother's name is concealed for privacy) ****** STOP!" I follow the web to an egg sack, belonging to a BLACK WIDOW. Me and my dad exterminated it with a lighter, and the egg sack was flammable so only like 3 babies crawled out alive, but they got killed too. Much to our surprise, the black widow didn't really put up a fight. It's like she accepted her fate and just didn't care or wanted to die.
0 ups, 2y,
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Burning spider egg sacs is the best. I suggest brown widow egg sacs (spiky ones), because the spikes smolder
0 ups, 2y
Well we only did it because we didn't have spider spray.
0 ups, 2y,
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But yes I will agree it is so satisfying.
0 ups, 2y
It’s great
0 ups, 2y
I don't think my dad got a picture of it, because we were in such a panic. If I hadn't stopped my little brother, our night would have ended up in the hospital or worse, you know?
0 ups, 2y
I moved to my neighborhood, which I live in about more than two years ago. The creek was back in Saratoga, my old neighborhood.
1 up, 2y
True.

Also Happy halloween Iceu!
1 up, 2y,
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so close to Halloween iceu im excited!!
0 ups, 2y
so am I, im gonna bag all the candy
2 ups, 2y
1 up, 2y,
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Every Texan: Yep welcome to Texas yall, get yer gun and start shooting ye haw
0 ups, 2y,
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Bro I live in Texas it ain't Ohio
0 ups, 2y,
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im making a joke, i know texas is not Ohio or Florida but it ant the most normal, in fact every state is weird in some way
1 up, 2y
Yeah I guess
1 up, 2y,
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I hate getting school supplies instead of candy
0 ups, 2y
too much
0 ups, 2y
Ummmm… UMMMMMMM…
1 up, 2y,
2 replies
This is so offensive
0 ups, 2y
/j, do not care
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0 ups, 2y,
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bruh im from texas this dont even offend me lmao
1 up, 2y,
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NOT ALL OF US HAVE GUNS
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0 ups, 2y,
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thats what we known for tho
some guy from the japanese said after pearl harbors bombing

"i think we woke up a sleeping giant"
and someone else said
"you cant invade the US inland. they have a rifle behind every blade of grass"
almost everyone has a gun. if they get past the military they gotta get past it again because its in the heart of americans to fight for what they got
0 ups, 2y,
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oH ReAlY, NoT My NeIbOrHoOd
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0 ups, 2y
bullshit lmao they aint gonna tell you where it at tho
0 ups, 2y
lies
0 ups, 2y
Same
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1 up, 2y,
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texas mf be like: watch your kids candy this halloween season i found a dog treat in my kids candy when there should be a gun instead
0 ups, 2y,
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Not necesarily. I'm living in texas rn
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0 ups, 2y,
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oop
0 ups, 2y,
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Someone actually stole our candy bowl last night
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0 ups, 2y,
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0 ups, 2y,
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Yep
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0 ups, 2y,
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thats a first normally people are like ¨nope thats happend before¨
0 ups, 2y
First for us.
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I mean, I'm not complaining
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0 ups, 2y
Chicago
0 ups, 2y,
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This isn't Texas, those aren't shotguns.
0 ups, 2y
cheaper neighborhood
0 ups, 2y
I'm moving to texas
0 ups, 2y
Being a Pakistani living and born in England i wish i was in america
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