Collector: you're the only one who should be suffering. I'm honestly surprised you managed to make something that resembles a human without killing one first.
(note that I am RP-ing as collector); These new inkperials have some serious nerve thinking they can just draft whoever they want, and punish them if they don't accept. If one of these letters is sent to me or my family, I will find who sent it and shove it down their throat.