I'll post mine in the comments

On our first session I was dm and my party immediately ran into a village, knocked out the npc who was meant to direct them to the first boss and stole his map, entered a tavern, the artificer made some guys beer glow green, and our warlock dragonborn immediately decapitated the guy and tried to burn the tavern to the ground with his lightning breath.

On the next session they arrived at the castle, our swashbuckler rogue shot an orc captain and the entire squadron chased them up a giant spiral staircase, but our dragonborn sorcerer covered them in flammable acid and our artificer cast fire bolt, setting it alight. They made it up the stairs without a chase. There was a really buff orc at the top of the stairs, but our artificer had found his helmet in the armoury and infused it with a voice, so when the orc put it on the helmet yelled at him

The orc tumbled down the stairs and destroyed half the castle by knocking down a pillar that had already been corroded by acid and hit by a warhammer.

I love dnd.

One time I had to dress up as a clown to infiltrate a circus and get vital information from some of the attendees, as well as to scout for a potential danger we later had to fight.

My party had plenty of laughs about that one for a few months. 10/10, would do again.

My dragon born Barbarian stole a blue dragon egg, slept with with it, and a then he got a baby blue dragon named sparky. When My party died, our dm said sparky flew out from the dugeon free at last and nearly made me cry

anything my chaotic af rogue does

Lol

yep

The funniest for my players was this one time that they tried to help a guy out from under his wagon. the player who decided to help was an armless monk. they decide to try and kick the wagon off. nat 20. the wagon was reduced to splinters, and the rogue's suit was ruined.

In my dnd party, a Male Dwarven Paladin had been teased by not only the rest of the party, but also NPC's at taverns. (He didn't want to get drunk to our DM made a cannon drink called Pussy's Delight. You can see where this went). Anyways, we stop off at a stream and this Paladin character went down to look into the water, having the worst inner termoil. The DM rolled and said, "You look into the stream, and all you see staring back at you is a woman." Then, out of character, the dude playing said paladin said, "That's it, I'm changing my background from Noble to Pussy!" Now it is engraved in our DND quotebook alongside "Hentai tiddies" and "10 feet?!"

Nat 20 seduced a sentiment gem

The funniest thing my party ever did? Your mom (jk)

one word: BORGER

My party was staying in the "Wolfs Ear Hotel". The Artificer, after he wakes up one morning, yells out the window to all the villagers while picking his bellybutton lint. I had a Dragonborn villigare yell at him to shut up or he'd get him arrested.

Someone I was playing with got pirate zombies to follow him with the line “I want to marry the leader!”
It worked and meanwhile I just murdered one with firebolt because fireball is for casuals

Mine was a group of female goblins singing Metallica and were Swedish with dresses with vibrant colors and my friend who is a sorcerer with the highest charisma got one of them to give blow kisses to him

My campaign has a car, and they where getting chased by two people, they then backed up and ran over the two, then the driver got out and asked one of them (who's leg was curled around the wheel) if they were okay, and because of his charisma roll he was able to get the dude to jump into the trunk. He then backed up into a wall (they were in a garage) and the other person shoots out from the underside of the front of the cart, and then the driver, again, convinced the other person who was under the car to get on the roof.