They're Pretty ... Useless !

The Block 19 and Lego PPK

Very good ! :~)

The top one's an M&P Shield.

They're not useless... I mean... What is the opposite of straight?

Curve

Correct

Turn

Gay

The other one

… bent?

Close

Not straight

-_-

curved? Like my di-

you could just shot into another target and it will go to the other one

I'm sensing this is a trap :~)

It's not... Trust me

The shots have a 41% chance of hitting the user

A very precise percentage !

>:)

LGBTPew

this will shoot straight, 100 X straighter than a gay parade

Roses are red, that boy isnt mine,

Its a meme. "Roses are red, that boy isnt mine, ive seen gay parades straighter than this line"

ok ok

Strorm Troopers . Not the bests shots ! :~)

real

boomerang gun

Does that mean that If you try to throw it away, it comes back ?

The boomstickerang.

no if you shoot it the bullet comes back and kills you

Like the guns from 'The Fifth Element' ?

idk but i guess

ahahahahahahahah, nice joke

Well, good thing because I don't want to shoot straight people.

much rather shoot the gays

I don't think the bottom one will shoot at all. It doesn't have a magazine release.

I don't think it has it's magazine !

It probably does, it's just on the floor, since the gun won't actually hold it. It'll just fall right out without the release.

Well observed ... It's missing

Better yet, we use them to kill the gay
(/J)

Ngl this looks like guns for training toddlers to shoot.

Only in America !

Is that why most guns are black? /j

That's a brilliant observation ! :~)

Why thank you kindly ! :~)

Literally not dark in the slightest 💀

I think it is :~)

How is it???

I shouldn't need to explain the joke ... Dark humour is subjective (Me and 900+ are fine with it )

I understand the joke, its just not dark/offensive

*it's

Maybe to the lgbgt (?) community !

How would it offend the LGB community? It's not making fun of them, it's just related to them.

I can't be bothered to explain this anymore

Fine, I'm just trying to prove how your joke would fit a different stream such as fun or middle school better (because it's not dark)