They're Pretty ... Useless !

The Block 19 and Lego PPK

The top one's an M&P Shield.

Very good ! :~)

LGBTPew

They're not useless... I mean... What is the opposite of straight?

Curve

Correct

Turn

Gay

The other one

… bent?

Close

Not straight

-_-

curved? Like my di-

you could just shot into another target and it will go to the other one

I'm sensing this is a trap :~)

It's not... Trust me

this will shoot straight, 100 X straighter than a gay parade

Roses are red, that boy isnt mine,

Its a meme. "Roses are red, that boy isnt mine, ive seen gay parades straighter than this line"

ok ok

The shots have a 41% chance of hitting the user

A very precise percentage !

>:)

So THAT'S why cops have black guns.

Yes ! :~)

Ngl this looks like guns for training toddlers to shoot.

Only in America !

I don't think the bottom one will shoot at all. It doesn't have a magazine release.

I don't think it has it's magazine !

It probably does, it's just on the floor, since the gun won't actually hold it. It'll just fall right out without the release.

Well observed ... It's missing

boomerang gun

Does that mean that If you try to throw it away, it comes back ?

no if you shoot it the bullet comes back and kills you

Like the guns from 'The Fifth Element' ?

idk but i guess

The boomstickerang.

ahahahahahahahah, nice joke

Wait… guns that shoot straight have curved lines called rifling in the barrel, so would the gay gun have straight rifling??? And if so, would that make it straight?

Smooth bore ?

Yeah, that works.

Strorm Troopers . Not the bests shots ! :~)

Better yet, we use them to kill the gay
(/J)

curve shot