Never gonna happen

The pizza guy:*rings doorbell*
Me: alas my true love is here 🍕🍕🍕

LMAOO

True

ayo da pizza's here
loll

LMAO

right here pookie 😝😝😻

DEL?!?! 🥺😳😳😳
I wuv you so much ❤️

It's a joke bro
I've known her for three years.

:3

Whar ok I’ll use on my brother

pretend we're in a pov tiktok that ppl try to find their soulmates 🤭🤭

Bro she was the first person I followed on here don't even

ok sry 🥺

never seen an argument between two legends

Ty ig lol

what does ty mean

Thank you

Ain’t no way 💀

She was like the first person I ever followed on here don't even smh

w get marry

A wild del has appeared

I will die waiting for it

Same lmao

Yeah

Fr dude!

yeah

Real

Real

Saaammmmmmeeeee 😂😂😂

Yeah :(

There’s still time though, I’m not in the grave yet 😂

Real

I dont think it'll ever happen

it's gonna take approx 2.5 qautrillion years

My family: Exists
Me: OH LOOK MY TRUE LOVE

with that level of laziness you won't

I feel sorry for you dude

Rare isnt the word id use

Aren't you like 15?

ah yes my couch is my love

😢