Every last penny must be spent lol

I have 2 dollars 💀

I have $190

WTF

confirms that it's a repost

nice

i have 60 times that

i have 2 quarters haha im richer 😈

Haha I have 3

Y’all get money?

What tf is money

I have a toonie and a loonie (Canadian talk for 2 dollars and 1 dollar) that are just kinda sitting in the dust

I have 75 cents (usd) aka 1 Canadian dollar or my math is wrong or something

Idk you're probably right

I have 10 times more

Cool

You have exactly 30 dollars?

Nah, over 5 grand

3 x 10 is 30, 5 grand or 5,000 would be a lot, you do the math I don't wanna

What
What's so complicated about that sentence

It
Was
Math
Was in middle of rush at work, so I had no brain power 2 spare

Oh ok

Y’all have money?

Yea, some lol

lol

Just buy money. It’s that easy.

Fr
Like if you're poor just buy money lmao

"Excuse me, what can I buy for 8 dollars?"
The cheap decorations near the checkout counter:

Sir this is a Wendy’s-

"Sir"

Sir please put the Wendy’s menu down, this is a Taco Bell

Sir pls wake up you’ve been in a coma for 15 years

Sir please calm down, you have Schizophrenia

sir u cant dip ur face in the burger king deep fryer sir

I thought that was the McDonald’s ice cream machine?

Sir please put your hands up, you were drunk driving over 500 mph on 540.

Sir please put the tater tot down. You’re delulu

Sir please stop yelling in Chinese. This is an mental asylum.

Sir please put the gun down, this is a sch- *dies*

Sir please stop having flashbacks, we must fight the mpla.

Nawhun I gaut dawn syndrone

I swear I'm going to get a downvote after saying this:
My family and I don't decorate for Halloween...

Rip

Sad

The main reason for it is that we don’t hand out candy

the main reason is our religion, yet ppl still be ding-donging like-
NO WE DONT GOT NO CAnDY. last year sucked. I stayed home

Do you keep any lights near your door on? That might be why people are visiting

hell nah.

They must be absolute idiots ig for knocking anyway XD

fr

ur probably one of dem, I MEAN-