She looks like Ramona Quimby ate Jabba the hut, she put on a mock-cutoff shirt thinking she didn't have Rift valleys for shoulders. That plushy looks like an obese heterochromic ferret took LSD and fell into a crayola factory. You already know she has dual-tone pink sketchers in her purple room and can't sleep without a horse nightlight. She looks like her dad takes her to a mexican restaurant on Tuesday, and when they finish, he says "you ready to vamanos?". You already know she says her favorite food is bananas, and acts like she has some semblance of a future as an artist, when in reality she will work a 9-5 in a waffle house until she dies.
