Lizzo has her own country code.

🤣

There's a rain delay in any public restroom Lizzo is in.

I'm waiting on irony to come in like a wrecking ball and when Lizzo buys the farm, her cause of death is obesity related.

I hear that in order for Lizzo to keep her hippo like features, she drinks smoothies consisting of chocolate ice cream, butter cream, and bacon fat with a dash of Cayan pepper.

Is the stage act for blind people as well?

I don't wish I was blind, but f**k...

Indeed, right you are - good show!!

I wonder if the company that builds her stage has to take out additional insurance???

Lizzo makes zip codes great again!!

She’s dumb as a stump and twice as ugly