ME NEED MORE NOTIFICATIONS

I’m black

It's the 1700's

You don't have the n word pass

Webswinging

Your armless

There isn't some magical surface above you like in the movies

I have unlimited bacon

I'm not gonna debuff this one. The side effect can be immortality for all I care

Its scary bacon that forces you to cum gasoline every time you eat a piece

Also enough gasoline cum to get a 18 wheeler pregnant with triplets

I want to flag both of these

Ruh Roh Raggy

Y'know what?

I'm gonna do something worse...

POST THE SCREENSHOT IN CURSEDCOMMENTS WITHOUT CENSORING YOUR USERNAME

Nahh

>:D
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Shapeshifting

You have stage 4 cancer/j

you always turn into a p**is

I- really?
Why can't it be a 50% chance of me turning into one?

nuh uh

F**k

I don't want superpowers anymore :(

Occasionally it'll activate on accident so you could suddenly turn into Obama mid-sentence

Okay that's pretty go***mn funny tho

Like- imagine being in an argument and I'm yelling at someone and like- i just turn into a cat or smth lmaooo

Also theoretically shapeshifting could make you immortal, like if you get a tumor you can just shapeshift to get it out, no surgery or chemo therapy required

Same for organ failures

Aging

Lost limbs

Etc

And the best part is- i can turn into a f**king dragon :D

Y E A H ! ! !

YEEET

Simple. Omnipotence and Omniscience that's permanent.

You don't instantly know how to use it, therefore you could sneeze and then suddenly half of the night sky is just black

(Idk exactly what you mean by omnipotence but I assume you become a god)

Saitama moment

(Omnipotence means infinite power, basically giving me full control over reality itself)
Seems easy to get around I'd just need some time to master it

Well you said omnipotence but you didn't say immortality, so if you get killed before you can learn then, well, your dead

can I not just make myself immortal also that's a fat chance since I'm still barely 13 and so I have like 65 years to learn my powers I think

Still though, you need to learn how to do that.

So if you die before figuring it out...

yeah thats a downside but if I accidentally like blow up my entire house Im like "woah how the f**k I do that" then I try to do it again and then I do it again im like "woah thats how I did that"

There's a problem with that though, if you accidentally blow up your house while you're in it then you won't get the chance to try it again

Ah, but you forgot that I *also* have omniscience, which means that I have infinite knowledge, and knowing that I have my powers and knowing how to use them comes with it, no?

I honestly thought that was a spelling error

nope

It seems you forgot too since you didn't just say "but I have omniscience" to completely ruin my argument

I can breathe underwater! :>

You can no longer breath air

:(

Ability to freeze time

amogus is real

K

Easy. You get frozen too.

Can I unfreeze?

Sure. You just wouldn't be able to move.

Ight