Bruh's got no chill.

lol!!!!

Not a good (or even relevant ) analogy, but at least you tried

Public vs private event

Religious service is a private event, held by the organization for the benefit if its members and potential members. The event is not reported upon publicly in the news.

By the way, you have attended mass?

Nobody's ever asked to see my membership badge before attending mass. It's clearly public.

Him? How do you know their gender?

He told me.

Oh, I'm sure you would get down on all fours for the Ukrainian National Anthem.