Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do

He wouldn’t approve of theft, murder, rape either but that doesn’t keep people from committing those acts.

And nor of the Left defunding the police and encourage crime waves wherever they rule.

Uh, He approved of His own Death Penalty

& gave to Rome, what was the Romans

If you buy a toaster and it doesn’t work properly, you take it back and exchange it.

Dear Lord, This human is irreparably defective. Please take this one back and send us a better replacement.
Amen.

Ok. Let’s put killers and rapist in home arrest in your house.

When a rich man dies, he leaves behind all worldly possessions. Therefore he is no longer rich and can enter heaven.