Yay

where can i get one i am dead serious

is that shrimp holding a shotgun shell or sumn

It’s holding alcoholism

It may be the cartridge of of a bullet for a... .44 Mug-num

Mini cigar

A mini cigar is a cigarette. The "-ette" portion of the word seems to denote smallness.

I'm not gonna be able to unsee this one.

No you mustn’t that is dangerous and will kill you

i also want to blow my brains out

I’ll eat shrimp friend before you become good friends with it

In that case, here's the same thing but packaged differently

Shrimp fried

Ill microwave it

what is on the front of him

looks like a 9 mil ngl

Looks like a coffee cup.

Alcoholism

i searched it up and next to it was fried shrimp

we got some lore! shrimp friend's friend was fried shrimp so he's looking for a new friend

i shall be frien

Ah, the Shrimp Friend.

Shirmp

Fren

fren shirp

I will keep it :)

I MUST KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND THIS!!!

where can I buy this I NEED IT RIGHT THIS INSTANT AND HE WILL BE MY FRIEND

it looks like one of those cat toys

Why is this kinda cute tho

i would snuggle that cute little shrimp all day and night

You're just not thinking four dimensionally.

obvious plant?

where can i buy this

your local cursed Walmart

It’s holding alcoholism

That looks like a croissant

Why it say text at the very top?

alcoholism included

my only frien
(also, let us appreciate the beer)