Execs deny "Wokeness" it was INVENTORY CONTROL ! LOL

It's hard to control inventory when gangs of people just walk into a store and take whatever they want and leave without paying due to woke laws raising the felony threshold for theft to $950.

in·ven·to·ry con·trol
noun NORTH AMERICAN :
Merchandise appropriated by a deficient class of voter, fostered and cultivated by the Democratic party for the last 60 years, that prefers their free fair share, as opposed to working for a living.

But stores had to close because of some rainbow clothes racks in February!

*sips Coca-Cola which is absolutely still a thing*

hahaha, you seen the latest? Has-been Kid 'Just Call Me Gramps' Rock got busted drinking Bud Light. Yup, Mr Boycott not only sells it at his bar, he drinks it too! In public!

Honestly, Kid Rock is just about the least important celebrity to me. Even ones I actively hate more like King Charles III, I have important reasons for doing so; Kid Rock, I just... he has the least relevance to my life out of anyone I've ever heard of.