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Collector: most "authorities" fear me. And if they don't... *Cracks knuckles* ... I'll give them a reason to.

Collector: most "authorities" fear me. And if they don't... *Cracks knuckles* ... I'll give them a reason to. | Sure I may be a war criminal (and maybe some of my friends too); But I only break multiversal laws for the greater good. For example I only torture those who truly deserve it, like turning beldum into a chandelier or whatever I'm gonna do to EC. | image tagged in collector transparent alternate | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Blook: Do what Phantom said!
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Larry: I don’t have any war crimes! (That I know of)
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I'd doubt it but Thanos in the comic got arrested by the police
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(responding to your post on eggy)
kuro: oral is still in the picture
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Astra: |:/ *crosses her arms*
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(kuro would smile and shrug)
Kuro: just a suggestion, yknow!
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Astra: bold of you to assume you're even close
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Wait who is EC again (what does he look like)
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This is EC, it's short for Exotic Creator
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Okay
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collecter may not be
BUT YOU KNOW WHO IS?
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Collector: why am I not surprised.
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KNCUKLES NO
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Phantom: I have an idea! Turn him into an air fryer! (whisper) he looks like one.
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What?
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(he’s talking about EC)
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Ohh
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( a bunch of feds surround him )
"they are still crimes none the less, take em away boys!"
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*he disappears in a flash of blue light*
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(the feds would surround him to where he teleported)
"looks like we gotta runner, shoot em down boys!"
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*all of the bullets stop a few feet from the collector*

Collector: I was hoping to end this peacefully. I will give you one more chance to leave me alone.
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(the feds would pick up their walkie-talkies)
""we got a 31B on our area, we are requesting backup""
"god, you criminal scum make me sick... fire away,"
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*the bullets continue to stop mid air*

Collector: don't say I didn't warn you.

*Collector pulls out his sword, swings it, and suddenly all of the feds equipment are cut in half*

Collector: if you stubborn fools don't leave it'll be your demise.
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Eggy: Make EC feel love then tear it away and crush it in front of him.
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Collector: ... I'm guessing this is because of Omi.
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Eggy: how could you tell?
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Collector: that's exactly what he did to you, we all saw it on TV at the exact same time as you.

This is sadly one of the few pains I likely cannot make him feel. Even if I tried.
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Eggy: then let me do it.
I'll forge love from hatred.
I'll make him suffer for what he did to me.
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Collector: I can't let you do that.

Love is something even I cannot simply create, let alone understand. So you'll simply be wasting your time. Especially with this hunk of scrap.
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Eggy: watch me.
*Eggy pulls out the Exotic Creators head and walks through a portal*
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Collector: (to self) that idiot...

*He grabs a hard drive labeled "exotic" and hides it*
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*Collecter is going through the files a week later, when sees an extra one, it's a note from Eggy, he copied and pasted the drive into his own computer, and hooked up the two of them to where they have a shared memory*
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Collector: >:[

*He removes the files from eggy's computer and deactivates the connection*

This fool doesn't understand who he's dealing with.
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Let's see how fast Collector can destroy this decommissioned Inkversian police sub capital ship
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Collector: ez.

*He flies through it in a flash of light, and large chunks begin to explode*
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Sure I may be a war criminal (and maybe some of my friends too); But I only break multiversal laws for the greater good. For example I only torture those who truly deserve it, like turning beldum into a chandelier or whatever I'm gonna do to EC.