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Jesus Dinosaur | TURNS OUT JESUS HAD; A DINOSAUR PET WHEN HE WAS AROUND | image tagged in jesus dinosaur,memes,jesus christ,dinosaurs | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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4 ups, 1y,
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Wake up babe new Jurassic Park just dropped
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2 ups, 1y
Real
1 up, 1y
Read the book of Job. Chapter 40. I would suggest that a creature that is an herbivore.. it ranks first among the works of God. It's tail moves like a cedar log. Job is told to behold it. This indicates to me that Job could see it as he could the constellations and all else he was being rebuked with by God. The largest land animal (which God made along with man) suggests to me that God was referring to a sauropod dinosaur. No other animal has a tail massive enough to be considered "log" sized.
0 ups, 1y,
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Dinosaurs aren't real. So he never had a Dinosaur pet.
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2 ups, 1y,
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You're really funny
Has anyone ever told you that
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0 ups, 1y,
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1 up, 1y,
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You will burn too
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
We won’t because we believe that Jesus died for our sins and that one day we will be with him for eternity
1 up, 1y
While mr genius over here thinks that Lucifer will give you a seat next to him cuz your a satanist but no you will just be tortured and I honestly hope you will one day be saved and see the bad as bad and the good as good I’ll make sure to pray for you
0 ups, 1y
Why do you guys have such intense beef
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0 ups, 1y
I'm sure he find you very funny as well
If only he were real
0 ups, 1y
have you ever gone to church? like, even once? also if dinosaurs aren't real then why are we finding fossils? don't tell me the government planted it there, they have nothing to gain from planting fossils
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