'Don't ever use imgflip'

“Never look up 500 teeth dinosaur”

“this cat’s name is how to make a bomb look him up on google”

"He taught me how to have sex by putting a camera in your room, and livestreaming you both f**king to 30,000 people. Not sure why he looked completely different and had darker skin in that video though."

"Never eat the thanksgiving turkey because there might be an unexpected type of mayo in it."