Idk maybe be an honest parent and give it back

but what if my son is doing bad things?

He’s a teen from what I presume and his brain is still developing and if he is doing bad things then he will learn it’s bad eventually by stumbling across consequences on his own. That’s how I learned to be safe on the internet.

Then deal with it. You've never thought he might? And ask yourself this: would you be happy if you found something bad on his laptop? And if the answer is no, then don't look through it. And also if he is like every straight male, he uses incognito mode. No way to find the history

Ur son is friends with a putin supporter that’s as much as I can tell u

he supports putin?

Ye

who?

whats his user

Ohiobutttickler

thats very innapropriate.

Sorry it’s ohiobuttholetickler

Please tell me you are /j

please use better grammar next time. I also have no idea what "please tell me you are" means, and what does /j mean?

/j means joking
The internet just started using it at some point

Boi? "Please tell me you are joking" is an actual phrase, it makes sense

I mean was the laptop stealing warranted

what do you mean?

Did your son deserve to have their laptop stolen

he is on it too much.

I feel the history is private and you should respect your son’s privacy in my opinion

but what if he is buying drugs?

He probably isn't 18 I doubt he would buy drugs online 💀

The internet probably sucks to buy drugs its already under government surveillance

The dark web:
But actually don't go in the dark web it's not good

Wasnt planning on it dw

Also we gotta educate this father on memes and slang so he becomes more chill

The internet is absolutely not the place your son would be buying drugs, and also is there a reason for you to suspect he is doing drugs?

he might be?

If theres no proof or reasonable doubt you should probably be fine

What kind of idiot buys drugs online 💀
Also respect his privacy no matter what.

lotf of idiots

You have a son? Well I ain’t telling you since I want your son to be a good father (by good I mean the “lets kid do anything” type of good)

so your calling me a bad father?

:33< again, you're*

:33< and no, im nyat a furry. just left the fandom, actually.

yet you act like one

:33< im playing a role.

how?

:33< you're*

how?

:33< how what

:33< huh

how am i a bad father, and what does :33< mean?

:33< i was correcting your grammar, you used the wrong "your"
":33<" is a part of my typing quirk

the only quirk you have is a quirk to being some stupid sugar baby uwu girl furry

:33< ok furst off, im nyat a girl

:33< second off, im nyat a furry

:33< third off, i thought mew were some old grandpa who didnt know shit about the internet?

ive been around longer than you

:33< and yet mew dont even know how to use mewtube.

you say your not a furry