Chill boi

If you pick up a spider, it does everything it can to get off of you. It webs off, jumps off, and even avoids your fingers. It doesn’t want to bite you.

Unless it’s a Goliath bird eating spider that bites everything it touches. Then we have a conversation.

Have you seen one?

Yes

That's crazy I never see spiders in Florida or New Mexico

New Mexico has huge spiders, wym

Or maybe it’s more a territory for scorpions and centipedes.

Idk I just don't see them around here in the neighborhoods. But In Florida there were always tiny bright red spiders crawling around like this small -> o <-

We do have a lot of black widows actually

This is from my trip to Los Alamos. You sometimes see them in gas stations.

That looks like something Coyote Peterson would get himself bit by 😨

That’s just a common desert centipede. The giant desert centipedes are even larger.

He's still pretty big doe

So true like spiders respect you even though people hate them

too bad its icky i want it dead

He's gonna get his whole gang up on you 🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️

L

As an Australian, I can confirm

I decent man, you are

Thanks

Fr

A decent man, you are

Woman, but idgaf if you misgender me even

A decent *woman* you are

Mkay.

Yeah but they're gay

yes