What if these two had an interaction?

The Traveler: I sense great power from you

tsar: ah, you must be a friend of the collector

The Traveler: Yea

Hoplash: wanna commit murder together?
Tortoiseed: HOPLASH-

who?

Potato: Do you like destruction?

Tsar: I... Am destruction...

I know but that doesn’t mean you like it

How many people have you killed? *yellow eyes in the darkness seems to be interested*

Mr T: so are you like… the leader of Russia or something?

tsar: the leader of... what?

Mr T: russia? Like the state? Ohhhh, you’re not from earth are you…?

Larry: Hello

Gambai: I know we just met but. Do you want to blow up a furry convention with me?

Tsar: I don't know what a furry is but YES

Gambai: you see those anthros raping those dogs over there?

Tsar: ... Disgusting.

Gambai: Wanna kill them?

*a purple beam of energy cuts off their heads before gambai can finish speaking*

Gambai: oh

Tsar: humanity can often be disappointing. If you can even call those "human".

Gambai: they're savages

Reddit Cam: Здравствуйте, товарищ!

tsar: i may be ancient but i don't speak gibberish

Reddit Cam: Its Russian.

AT-ATM4

tsar: yes

*It doesn't speak a word, nothing is said from the AT-ATM4 which dwarfs Tsar*

tsar: ... huh.

*Again nothing is said but Tsar can feel the power of a Vortex cannon charging up*

tsar: oh no you don't.
*purple energy crushes the barrel of the cannon*

*The Megacaliber 4 Absolute Laser Cannon fires at Tsar*

*he steps to the side before it can hit him*

tsar: my turn.

*he fires a beam of purple energy, destroying the cannons*

*The AT-ATM4 falls apart as the main hull of the machine was the Megacaliber cannon*

*the area is consumed by purple light, it fades and only tsar and the remains of the tripods remain*

tsar: i was hoping i wouldn't have to leave a crater this time but you machines left me no choice.

*he blocks it with purple energy*

tsar: at least this one will be quick.

*he fires another beam at it, breaking the shield*

*Suddenly Tsar is surrounded by tripods and they all fire their beams at Tsar*

tsar: great. another one.
*he fires several beams in the direction of the sound*

*The beam bounces off it's shield but the shield is heavily damaged. The machine fires it's banisher beams at Tsar*

*tsar laughs maniacally*

*Suddenly Tsar hears an menacing fog horn like sound behind him*

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tsar: ... i remember creatie being worried about something... just before she made that sphere...

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tsar: creatie always had better memory than me anyway.