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being good at whatever game im playing
im too lazy to practice

You are now only able to play porn games

F**K

become any creature from rain world

You get stuck in the house of a rain world player

The ability to turn into any animal at will, any combination of animals, or mythical animals.

It's entirely random

You have to date gnib

become invisible

You can't turn it off

NOOOOOOOOOOO

I get to control zombies to do what I want to do without them turning on me

Zombies aren't real

Im saying if they are

I get to change the genes and atoms of everything and everyone

On Mars

Only for 30 seconds a day

Get ability to change size

its random

Aw f**k

You can only go lower and lower

The ability to get people to stop ranting about the things they hate and have them start touching grass

Your name is grass

The ability to make a Minecraft Modpack load instantly

your minecraft will crash when you open it

For the amount of time it originally takes to load, it takes triple that time to turn off.

super speed

51% chance of tripping

ability to go any place on earth of my choice

You're black and it's the 1800s.

All the powers of Spider-Man

you get head by an ugly girl

LETS GOOOO YOU WERE FIRST ID TAKE THIS ANY DAY

That ugly girl is me

(I'm not a woman but oh well)

You a guy 💀

I am yeah
But still

/j?
/J????

/hj

no fully /j 😭😭

💀💀💀

Maybe when I’m older but rn I’m taken sorry

Yeah ik you're taken

Yeah it’s not like I’ve been posting/commenting about it all day every day

as soon as you get your powers, your uncle (if you even have one) will die

Which comment was first 💀

The one that's more below in the notification tabs

I’d take the first side effect any day with those powers brug

Your web can only shoot 5 feet ahead of you

kill dawn.

the cops will try to arrest you

Key word
Try