My face feels like it’s going to burn off

True

And then this… thing showed up.

Fire Force Netflix live adaptation

Especially when the oven is on broil. One time I was cooking with the oven on broil mode and I almost burnt my hand, Thank god I was wearing an oven mitt

If you almost burnt your hand in an oven mitt, that means that ovens are way stronger than you think

i once did this and survived

Sounds like you’re not a firefighter 😉

Well shit, it's a good thing the government wants to take away the gas stove from you.

Yeah i would rather hurt myself than have cooties

And besides the person that would kiss you would probably be a middle-aged man because this whole copy paste 10 times thing sounds like what an old man on imgflip WOULD say lol

*Pained TF2 Pyro noises*

This is me whenever I open the door to the outside in Virginia during summer

HEAT

That’s a pc 2 seconds after you turn it on

i'm used to it by now lol

same

Let em burn!!!

Imr

*ikr

*ikt

FR

Hey, at least you know that there aren’t any spiders in there

Why is it so hot in there

The kids in the or orphanage:

the oven casually melting lava and incinerating ice:

Always very scary....