"I named my dog awesome so I can I'm f**king awesome" - some random redditor that I hate

My dick is within five miles

I ran over and ate 5 miles

I flew five miles to Nazi Germany

I named my dog work so I can say I come into work everyday

WTF

r/UselessRedCircle

I rescued five miles right after

I named my dog Hitler so I can say I love Hitler.

what