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They'll learn eventually. And if they don't, guess you'll go down with the sinking ship. | how can we sell more product? pride month is a great time to trans the kids; feature gay clowns in our commercials; idk, we could actually try selling to the 99% of our customer base instead of catering to the 1% | image tagged in memes,boardroom meeting suggestion | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
508 views 45 upvotes Made by ChadAndrewTheHammer 12 months ago in politics
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At this point im convinced the social credit scoring system is up and functional but only the upper percentages of people are aware of it.

I refuse to believe companies that only 5 years ago would kick its own mother down a flight of stairs to save $3 and go into full blown panic mode over 'just' 5% growth in the 3rd quarter are suddenly
1. Happy to lose 6 billion and half its stock value and customers
2. Have this happen to a dozen companies in a row
3. Have 30 other companies clamoring over each other for the opportunity to copy it

Budlight is a major example but this is literally going on in every sector and has been for a couple years now.
Clearly there's either something more valuable than money coming or they know they'll recover the losses somehow later down the line by doing what their competitors aren't.
3 ups, 12mo
1. Tank your stock
2. Buy it up cheap
3. Stock rebounds - time heals all wounds
4. Resell stock at greatly increased price
5. Repeat

It's the "Jesus" method of building a loyal customer base - you pander to the"undesirables", "outcasts", and "misfits" of society. Many small groups become a large, fanatical mass.

The poor, lepers, criminals, harlots, winebibbers (drunks), mentally ill, physically handicapped, even the children, especially the children.
4 ups, 12mo
Company leaders are being paid off/threatened/blackmailed
1 up, 12mo
The banks are implementing the "ESG" scoring system (Environmental, Social justice, Governance) on the corporations (i.e. make "Woke" investments, instead of sound ones, or forget any new loans).
2 ups, 12mo
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how can we sell more product? pride month is a great time to trans the kids; feature gay clowns in our commercials; idk, we could actually try selling to the 99% of our customer base instead of catering to the 1%