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megamind | “NO BITCHES”; YEAH.  I DON’T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.  I’M FREE.
I DON’T HAVE TO TAKE SOMEONE OUT TO A
RESTAURANT OR TO THE MOVIES EVERY WEEK.
I CAN WORK OUT, PLAY GAMES, AND DO LEISURELY
ACTIVITIES ANY TIME THAT I WANT. I CAN TAKE 2
OR 3 JOBS IF I WISH.  I CAN HANG OUT WITH
FRIENDS WHENEVER I’M AVAILABLE AND I’M NOT
SHACKLED DOWN BY SOMEONE ELSE IN MY LIFE. | image tagged in megamind | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
203 views 8 upvotes Made by TheRapist. 2 years ago in MS_memer_group
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We can all meme about this being a “cope”, but I genuinely believe that when you start dating, you chain yourself to the ground.
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Absolute F*cking W
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Depends on who you date

There's some chill gamer gfs out there
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It’s not just gaming, it’s everything. You can work out all you like. You can join a bowling league or a chess club. You can do some sports if you want. Go spend time with your friends at bars or take field trips to lakes or hiking trails. Go fishing. You can take on multiple jobs and make absolute bank.

The second you get a gf, all of that freedom is gone. Maybe not *all of it, but you definitely chain yourself down.

And nothing against people that can find a way to make it work. If you have a girlfriend, don’t let me or anyone stop you. I’m just saying the whole “no bitches” thing may not be as bad as it seems.
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That's why I am into tomboys

Because they would be down to do stuff with you
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okay pop off
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Les gooooooo
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mega industrial
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W
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IMFALLING FREE IN THE WIND
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W
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W
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W
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“NO BITCHES”; YEAH. I DON’T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. I’M FREE. I DON’T HAVE TO TAKE SOMEONE OUT TO A RESTAURANT OR TO THE MOVIES EVERY WEEK. I CAN WORK OUT, PLAY GAMES, AND DO LEISURELY ACTIVITIES ANY TIME THAT I WANT. I CAN TAKE 2 OR 3 JOBS IF I WISH. I CAN HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS WHENEVER I’M AVAILABLE AND I’M NOT SHACKLED DOWN BY SOMEONE ELSE IN MY LIFE.