I'm bored. roast me

He intentionally puts that curl on his forehead bc he thinks he looks like superman

why are his ears microscopic?

The only crown you’ve got is that ceiling fan

ouch, but very good

your eyebrows make you look angry and bored at the same time

it's my natural complexion

Your face looks like an upside down water drop

Don’t they all

fr?

yeah fr

my god you look like you thought that the super bowl was a cereal making contest

I think I found myself a humanized version of Red from Angry Birds.

yay 😁

>:)

Bro looks like young adam sandler

No matter how many pictures u take of yourself that number does not compare to how low the number of u getting b*****

That’s means ur b***** number is 0

Looks like a child found the filter that makes your skin look smoother and made the ears and mouth shrink and left everything else normal.

:loads desert eagle:

I found your cartoon look-a-like!

Yay! looks like I'm apparently Italian

It does

costco ronaldo

That one strand of hair is the only thing keeping your hairline from touching the roof

Colombian Tom Holland

Okay now im boutta get into the packing on your ass tell me why you just posted a instagram story of YOUR dad abusing you with an empty ketchup bottle stop playing you recorded a sex tape with a parapeleze tortoise on a leepfrog camera under a table at build a bear workshop and had it illegally distributed by an anti-semetic gang banging pelican named michael, you were conceived inside of the chucky cheese ball pit your eyebrows probably look like they got a Brazilian butt lift, you wore adidas track suit to your grandmothers funeral, you thought dababy was a childrens daycare center, you thought smash bros was a gay porno magazine, your grandmothers casket is a gogurt tube, and your grandfather was cremated inside of an easy bake oven it started going "neeeyouuu neeeyouuu neeyou" stop playing with me n**ga, you open up your closet and see a bunch of fortnite skins hanging up look at your irl haircut girl you got a black card at supercuts, you got armadillos eating alphabet soup in your basement, yo was on naked and afraid pillow fighting with lemurs, you asked your grandfather for airpods and he bought you lime beads, you felt bad so you put them in your ears and started breakdancing, stop playing bro, you got rats in your refrigerator right now drag racing on your ice tray gambling on cheese stop playing, you put a stick up your but and called yourself the HUMAN POPSICLE! Stop playing n**ga, you bout like weird as hell "aye yo what is going on guys Mr.Beast here and today the last to live YOUR grandmothers nipples wins 10,000 dollars" stop playing with your little weird ass you be doing asmr to the bed bugs on byour pillow at night before you go to sleep "hey guys today were doing something very special" stop playing you bout like weird like shit you walk around school with a iron bucket on your head saying "all hail plankton, all hail plankton" stop playing i caught you at your grandfather funeral singing, "Minecraft I Mine I took my time to builddd a castle without you..." you weird like shit mane, you lined up your toaster and microwave and oven in a straight like saying" auto bots, roll out!" stop playing mane, "lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions" girl you were the first ever cheeseburger bender stop playing with your big body ass, you shopping cart crippled fart got an A Mom im smart bubble bass wax your ass covids real wheres my mask chewed on pencil little freckle bought a bike got no pedals looking ass boy

Bro reposted the script of a Packgod video 💀

good job bro

Damn

He look like the average character for a call of duty terrorist

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

FEAR ME MORTAL

OR GET SENT TO THE DISSAPERARANCE'S CRADLE

FACE MY POWER

THOU NIMBLE-FOOTED FOOL

No

He looks like my randomized wrestler on wwe 2k

How do you perfect skin, there’s no acne or dots at all

No sugar man, and no milk, mayonnaise, or really anything oily or with salt
Ultimate self discipline

That sounds boring

it is

your nose said:

If I wanted to die I could jump of your hair and land on your chin

It is hard to roast you

The rules is to have an eye’s length between each eye. You have the width between. Additionally, your mouth is crooked and one side is facing down. Your ears look like someone sawed off two random children’s ears and glued them off asymmetrically. Your nose is also rather round and bulbous. But it’s fine, I guess. Have a lovely day.

Why do you looked like that skin smoothing filter or somethin.

idk