Okay now im boutta get into the packing on your ass tell me why you just posted a instagram story of YOUR dad abusing you with an empty ketchup bottle stop playing you recorded a sex tape with a parapeleze tortoise on a leepfrog camera under a table at build a bear workshop and had it illegally distributed by an anti-semetic gang banging pelican named michael, you were conceived inside of the chucky cheese ball pit your eyebrows probably look like they got a Brazilian butt lift, you wore adidas track suit to your grandmothers funeral, you thought dababy was a childrens daycare center, you thought smash bros was a gay porno magazine, your grandmothers casket is a gogurt tube, and your grandfather was cremated inside of an easy bake oven it started going "neeeyouuu neeeyouuu neeyou" stop playing with me n**ga, you open up your closet and see a bunch of fortnite skins hanging up look at your irl haircut girl you got a black card at supercuts, you got armadillos eating alphabet soup in your basement, yo was on naked and afraid pillow fighting with lemurs, you asked your grandfather for airpods and he bought you lime beads, you felt bad so you put them in your ears and started breakdancing, stop playing bro, you got rats in your refrigerator right now drag racing on your ice tray gambling on cheese stop playing, you put a stick up your but and called yourself the HUMAN POPSICLE! Stop playing n**ga, you bout like weird as hell "aye yo what is going on guys Mr.Beast here and today the last to live YOUR grandmothers nipples wins 10,000 dollars" stop playing with your little weird ass you be doing asmr to the bed bugs on byour pillow at night before you go to sleep "hey guys today were doing something very special" stop playing you bout like weird like shit you walk around school with a iron bucket on your head saying "all hail plankton, all hail plankton" stop playing i caught you at your grandfather funeral singing, "Minecraft I Mine I took my time to builddd a castle without you..." you weird like shit mane, you lined up your toaster and microwave and oven in a straight like saying" auto bots, roll out!" stop playing mane, "lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions" girl you were the first ever cheeseburger bender stop playing with your big body ass, you shopping cart crippled fart got an A Mom im smart bubble bass wax your ass covids real wheres my mask chewed on pencil little freckle bought a bike got no pedals looking ass boy
The rules is to have an eye’s length between each eye. You have the width between. Additionally, your mouth is crooked and one side is facing down. Your ears look like someone sawed off two random children’s ears and glued them off asymmetrically. Your nose is also rather round and bulbous. But it’s fine, I guess. Have a lovely day.