From web MD:
Symptoms of Paranoia
The symptoms of paranoia can include:
1 - Being defensive, hostile, and aggressive
2 - Being easily offended
3 - Believing you are always right and having trouble relaxing or letting your guard down
4 - Not being able to compromise, forgive, or accept criticism
5 - Not being able to trust or confide in other people
6 - Reading hidden meanings into people’s normal behaviors
If I wasn't too lazy or really cared that much I would go through you comments and highlight examples of you exhibiting every one of these symptoms.
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Ok, but just this once: right now you are exhibiting symptoms 1, 2, 3, 4, and 6.