Imgflip Logo Icon

Marines aren't M.A. masters; and depending on how deranged the guy is even joint locks may not work.

Marines aren't M.A. masters; and depending on how deranged the guy is even joint locks may not work. | A LEFTIST ROLLING STONE REPORTER DECLARES THAT THERE WAS A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS TO SAFELY RESTRAIN THE VIOLENT SUBWAY LUNATIC JORDAN ‘PEELY’. REALLY?  A THOUSAND WAYS THAT ANYONE CAN KNOW AND INSTANTLY USE?  NAME FIVE. | image tagged in breaking news | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
82 views 5 upvotes Made by CharlesHobby1 1 year ago in Real_Politics
6 Comments
2 ups, 1y,
1 reply
image tagged in pole held with duct tape,terry crews duct tape,duct tape gag,easyjet duct taped airplane,duct tape baby | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Duct tape - strong enough for a man, gentle enough for a baby.

Like fire extinguishers, the time has come for readily available emergency rolls of duct tape.
3 ups, 1y
It's time to think outside of the box!
2 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Kick to the groin, hard jab to the carotid artery at the side of the neck or the Adam's apple at the front of the throat, a raised knuckle on a fist to the temple, a literal straight punch to bottom rib, bending the elbows or knees in directions they were never meant to go.

Oh, wait, the op half of the meme implies no injuries at all. Something like a Vulcan neck pinch. Newsflash - Martial arts were designed to injure, cripple, and even kill someone in a precise and orderly fashion during times of total chaos like a battlefield during a war. It's even stated in Star Trek the Vulcan neck pinch has a history of violence and if used the wrong way can kill someone.
2 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Bingo! The leftist 'expert' wanted a kissy-face fantasy takedown in which the insane leftists lands on the floor as lightly as a pillow and then for some reason -- magic, I suppose -- just decides to STAY down peacefully.
3 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Monkey poo | ANCIENT MARTIAL ART FLING POO | image tagged in monkey poo | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
3 ups, 1y
Yep, something like that or maybe Kung-Poop.
Created with the Imgflip Meme Generator
EXTRA IMAGES ADDED: 1
  • BREAKING NEWS
  • image.png
  • IMAGE DESCRIPTION:
    A LEFTIST ROLLING STONE REPORTER DECLARES THAT THERE WAS A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS TO SAFELY RESTRAIN THE VIOLENT SUBWAY LUNATIC JORDAN ‘PEELY’. REALLY? A THOUSAND WAYS THAT ANYONE CAN KNOW AND INSTANTLY USE? NAME FIVE.