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I aM dEfEnDiNg MySeLf FrOm NaTo AgGrEsSiOn!!! *HAS NEVER BEEN PART OF NATO* | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
163 views 7 upvotes Made by RobH1 2 years ago in politics
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NATO proxy war
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Why hasn't NATO attacked Russia ?

Besides blowing up their undersea pipeline and polluting the environment.

Besides having NATO equipment and military "advisors" involved in the conflict.

Why hasn't NATO invaded Russia, or at least have thousands of troops deployed in Ukraine as they have in so many other conflicts?

Especially since all news reports tell us how ragtag the Russian army is and that they don't even have ammunition.

Why hasn't NATO granted Ukraine membership?
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Let's see... we've got the long-debunked "NATO blew up an undersea pipeline" myth, which you are using to try and claim that Russia's mass slaughter of civilians for years prior to the destruction of their own pipeline laughably blamed on NATO, is somehow justified by a pipline. Also, "the environment?" Who blew up Chernobyl and tried to do the same To ZNP?

Court adjourned. You've been shredded. Pay your court fees and indemnities on your way to the podium to issue your speech of contrition.
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You type with great authority. Where does your Intel come from, or is that classified? I would genuinely like to know your sources that are so beyond reproach that you feel confident making such grandiose statements.

Tell us....if you can

What was to gain from destroying their own pipeline?

I'm interested in your expert explanation of the strategic advantage of that.

What's so special about Ukraine that warrants such investment and mobilization?

I mean the world is pretty much silent regarding all the warfare and genocides that occur throughout several of Africa's countries....why don't they rate the same world response as Ukraine?

What role does the black sea play in the Ukraine conflict?

When will China invade Taiwan?

What will the US response be?

A nuclear power plant melted down right here in the USA. Did we do that on purpose?

If so, what was the goal of that?

Was 9/11 a conspiracy?

If so, what was the goal of that?

Please reveal all that you can so that I, and others, can speak intelligently on these topics.
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Right, right. Except that the only country Russia is attacking, isn't even a NATO member. And except for the fact that NATO didn't even get involved until it had already been going on for 87 days, and except that Russia and Russia alone initiated the war for openly confessed imperialistic reasons. Yeah, how dare those evil NATO warmongers aid Ukraine in repelling Russia's invasion. They're just like those evil warmongering cops who escalate situations by arresting the guy who breaks into your house instead of letting you negotiate how much of your house you have to give up to appease him.
I was in Ukraine when the Russian barbarians came across the border, and you're an idiot.
Tutoring complete. That'll be $65.
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STATED WITH SUCH PASSION,SUCH CONVICTION AND YET SO FUNDAMENTALLY WRONG SUCH ARROGANCE | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
the only thing you got right was that Russia did, in fact, invade Ukraine.
but conveniently, either intentionally or due to ignorance (i suspect the latter) ignore 15 years of documented escalation perpetrated almost exclusively by the United States state department, and NATO affiliates.

stop being a f**king muppet.
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Child, I have been far more tolerant of your trite copied and pasted TASS talking points than I have had any need to be. But out of sheer morbid curiosity, I defy you to cite this supposed "DoCuMeNtEd EsKeLaYsHuN" on the part of NATO. Because here's a news flash. Ukraine, Isn't, Even, In, NATO. You also neglected that Russia's state-media rather openly proclaims that the objective is imperial expansion. Also, you need to let your FSB handler know that "muppet" is outdated and they need to give you a more up-to-date buzzword to reach for when you lack any coherent rebuttal.
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Don't be rude. You can express you're opinion without trying to insult others.

Where do you get all these "facts"?

There are espionage and machinations aplenty long before any conflict breaks out. Looming Russian "invasion" was talked about by every news agency for several months before any fighting began. The NATO nations would have known even before that. NATO was not surprised by "attack of the barbarians".

"Ukraine isn't even a NATO member" is common knowledge, so there will be an additional deduction from your fee.

My question is - why isn't Ukraine a member of NATO?

Having been in Ukraine at the time does not make you an expert on the situation. I should wonder why you didn't leave prior, there was plenty of forewarning.

The cop analogy was confusing to me...is NATO like the evil cops or Russia like the evil cops?

My final question: why are the US and other NATO nations involved at all?
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