Me btw, don't I be lookin like a Tim Burton character?

You look like a cross between Harry Potter and The once-ler

He looks like 10 yr old gay Harry potter

How would you know what that looks like 🤨

By my idea On what gay people look like

Sure buddy

Here is what they look like: look at a mirror

Omg that’s so original I’m crying rn
I’m so hurt
Come back to me when you have original roasts that people can take seriously

IM startin with the Man in the mirror

Hee Hee

Well it’s not a very good way to start

Oof LOL

-_-

fr

Well I'm not gay soooo....

whos that dream

Nah, this is Dream

Accurate

lmao

"Them"? You mis-spelled "me".

I know it was a typo

BAHAHA HE DIDNT GET THE JOKE

bros forehead is bigger than jupiter

...

The dude from Corpse bride and frankinwiene fr

ikr

Fr

the THEM is you and your imaginary girlfriend

I mean I never really had one but thas a good roast bro

Bro said f**k it, imma be triangle

I think your eyes are still social distancing

lmao

that is the most nose looking nose I have seen on a person

like this kind?

no that is just a big nose

Your face so thin you be looking like stick stickly

nice

He is off brand Harry Potter

REVELIO

What

it's a hogwarts legacy thing you wouldn't get it

Oh ok

idk which one contains more oil; your hair or ur face

I don't even use oil that was me when I just showered lmao

Sir you need need holy oil

sure

the picture makes it look like you're just a head and a hand wondering where the rest of your body is. like it's a common enough occurance for you to lose literal body parts in a garbage can every time the trash collector comes by and half-heartedly throws trash where it belongs.

The Tim burton version of my friend (he stretched out like a rubberband)

Your eye bags are darker than the tire marks your dad’s car made when he drove away from you.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO