Tucker Carlson: Going To Disney World?

But what if Carlson was to be Trump's running mate?

https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/President-Donald-Trump-VP-Tucker-Carlson-2024-Elections-American-Flag-by-Heartworx/118750180.WFLAH

Well, Tucker Carlson has a better shot than say, Mike Pence! But I don't think Tucker would want to be stuck with the job. Nor would Trump want to have to share the ticket with someone as flamboyant as Tucker. That's why he picked Pence in 2016!

Then who would Trump pick since he won't pick DeSantis?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2023/03/24/desantis-rules-out-being-trumps-vp-more-of-an-executive-guy/?sh=7965db7f3a10

Who would Trump pick?

I wouldn't count DeSantis out, even if he says he doesn't want the job.

The Donald will obviously do whatever it takes to get into the White House. If it takes a deal with the Devil (or even Ron Desantis) to get him there, I'm sure he'd do the deal.

They can't be from the same state, so Trump could move (temporarily) to his North Carolina golf course. Then Trump and DeSantis could live happily ever after that, on their way to the White House!

On the other hand, it might be better (Diversity!) if Trump picked someone who was gay, black and a woman. No Republican comes to mind, but there's someone who already has White House experience and couldn't possible do a worse job than VP Kamala Harris:
Karine Jean-Pierre!

I'm sure KJP would be happy to continue working, too.

Moving to a better neighborhood, that's for sure:

Tucker Carlson
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tucker_Carlson
In November 2018, a "Smash Racism D.C." activist group associated with antifa protested outside Carlson's Washington, D.C., home. Carlson's driveway was vandalized with a spray-painted anarchist symbol.
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Just "peaceful protestors" vandalizing his house, according to the Washington Post.

Planning ahead, Tucker?

Tucker Carlson Bought $5.5M Florida Home Before Leaving Fox
Apr 25, 2023
https://www.thestreet.com/housing/tucker-carlson-florida-real-estate-gasparilla-island

According to newly dug-up real estate records, Carlson and his wife Susan Andrews paid $5.5 million for a second home in Boca Grande in the summer of 2022.
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