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3 ups, 1y,
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Good point BUT you can resize a text box to make the words bigger.
2 ups, 1y
Not necessarily on a smaller device.
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2 ups, 1y
Thank you, I did have trouble with that.
1 up, 1y,
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What makes you think a fetus is made by your god?

And does that include fetuses who are missing body parts?
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2 ups, 1y,
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1.Its not a fetus, it is a human being who has every right to life as every other human being on this planet
2.A baby born with or without body parts is still divinely created by the almighty Father. The reason some babies are born without body parts is due to the curse of sin and death. God does not make mistakes nor does he make faulty children. He makes every child very special to themselves and to Himself. Each one, deformed or not is still loved infinitely by Jesus. When Christ returns, there will be no more deformities. Those who have confessed with their mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in their heart that God raised him from the dead will be saved.
1 up, 1y,
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"Its not a fetus, it is a human being"

During development it's called a fetus

"who has every right to life as every other human being on this planet"

According to you

"A baby born with or without body parts is still divinely created by the almighty Father"

Where's your evidence for that?

"The reason some babies are born without body parts is due to the curse of sin and death. God does not make mistakes nor does he make faulty children"

You can't have it both ways. You can't say that God forms everybody in the womb and then say he's not to blame if babies are born missing body parts. If your God forms everybody in the womb, then he intentionally forms some people without body parts. That's his doing.

And that's not even mentioning the babies who are born with such severe deformities that they die a few hours or days after birth. Why would your god make babies knowing they're going to die a short time after they're born? That's completely disgusting.

"When Christ returns, there will be no more deformities"

Jesus isn't going to return. He died a long time ago. He's still dead. If you think Jesus is alive right now, prove it.

"Those who have confessed with their mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in their heart that God raised him from the dead will be saved"

They have to confess with their mouth? So people who can't speak go to Hell? People with severe intellectual impairments go to Hell? Babies go to Hell?
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2 ups, 1y,
1 reply
My guy, what kind of collegiate essay is this?
I was gonna answer you but doing so would be so extensive I'd be texting out a whole research study. I can provide such proof but if you don't believe now, why would my extensive research make you believe?
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
Then hit the highlights

Where is your evidence that Jesus is alive right now?

Where is your evidence that god creates babies?

If God creates everybody in the womb, how come he doesn't get the blame when they're born without body parts when he made them that way?
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3 ups, 1y,
2 replies
My evidence for the risen and ascended Jesus is in the thousands of verifiable reports of people who saw, heard, and even physically felt the new body of Christ. The written word of God it says many times that God forms us in our mothers wombs. The reason God is not to blame for deformed babies is due to Adam and Eve's choice to disobey God and envelope the whole human race in sin and death. Because the serpent deceived Eve and Adam chose to rebel against God, the first couple plunged their entire future generations into a dismal state of which God did not and would not wish on any of his children. Yet God was gracious enough to sacrifice his only Son so that we may be free from sin.
1 up, 1y,
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No one has seen or heard of Jesus in nearly 2000 years except on the occasional potato chip and those don't look anything like him. Then again, the Apostles didn't reconize him when he was said to have been resurrected eiither, so hold on to that Frito Lays. He also promised to return within their lifetimes. He didn't return at all.

God forms us in our mothers wombs? The birds and the bees are going to be a shocker to you.

"The reason God is not to blame for deformed babies is due to Adam and Eve's choice to disobey God and envelope the whole human race in sin and death."

But you said, "God forms us in our mothers wombs."

The Serpent God did not deceive Eve and Adam nor had them rebel against the Gods, he merely allowed them to partake of the fruit from whence the Gods got their wisdom.

"the first couple plunged their entire future generations into a dismal state of which God did not and would not wish on any of his children."

Yet that God, a jealous and vengeful God, cursed entire future generations into a dismal state and so the world has been ruled by evil and suffering ever since.
Weird, innit, it's almost like the bad God was the good one and the good God was the bad one. But hey, actions and words can both speak loudly so who are we to read the story EXACTLY as it was told?

"Yet God was gracious enough to sacrifice his only Son so that we may be free from sin."

The Nephilim beg to differ on God's SonS.
Oh, and sin runs rampant, particularly with those who preach about it yet continue to practice it because 10 Hail Marys and they're set for the week.
1 up, 1y,
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I admit it's out of context, but it looks funny
1 up, 1y
hahaha, like that BirdNerd who had taken to spamming me for Boobs but had no issue with the rest on that stream because they lean the same way politically, and her disdain for anything not hetero, yet her proclaimed bestie Gn... who say he's of bi tendencies and posts comments about exaculatory substances over Anime...
1 up, 1y,
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It seems pretty weird that he claims he is here to stand for truth, and when we ask him to provide evidence for what he believes, he just shuts down the conversation
1 up, 1y
Thousands verifiable true, but not a single one named.

I actually felt bad and was going to stop and even delete my comments earlier, but was is the point of proclaiming a faith as the truth and getting absolutley everything wrong about it within the context of its very own book?
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1 up, 1y,
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The disciples of Jesus saw the resurrected Jesus within days even moments of his victory over death. He did say He is coming back and just because He hasn't returned doesn't mean He isn't.
I will not debate you on Adam and Eve. Adam and Eve knew good. The serpent deceived the couple into believing God was holding something back from them which was untrue. They did not need to know evil.
God is not vengeful. He is many things but vengeful is not one of them. He doesn't do things out of spite. He will have his just revenge but not because he hates humanity. He loves mankind and desires that all should be saved but he allows that some don't. When Christ gave up His physical form on the Roman cross at Calvary, God's wrath on mankind for their sin was satisfied. God no longer punishes man for their sin against heaven and the throne of Christ. But the curse of sin and death still lingers until Jesus returns.
1 up, 1y,
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Cool.
They didn't recognize him still.

Adam & Eve did NOT know good till they ate of the fruit that gave them the ability to do so. The only thing debatable is whether there was one tree or two - of knowledge of good & evil and [that] of wisdom.

Then maybe the tree[s] shouldn't have been there foor them to eat from.

https://bible.knowing-jesus.com/topics/God-Executes-Vengeance

^ That's 31 verses about God and vengence. Sorry, but all that flowers and love cutesiness is from the Book of Hippies. God doesn't have to be nice. Part of the perks of being a God.

"He loves mankind and desires that all should be saved but he allows that some don't."

Yeah, just don't tell that to Noah.

Oh, don't forget, ONLY 144,000 Sainted Chosen and a few Gentiles shall enter the Pearly Gates. To put that in perspective (as if it had to be) that's 60,000 less than the number of babies killed by abortions in the world every single DAY.

"When Christ gave up His physical form on the Roman cross at Calvary"

There is nothing BUT the physical form in the Bible.

"God's wrath on mankind for their sin was satisfied. God no longer punishes man for their sin against heaven and the throne of Christ. But the curse of sin and death still lingers until Jesus returns."

Hence, Hell?

Again, Jesus was supposed to return within the generation of the Apostles.
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2 ups, 1y,
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I'm leaving this debate. I'm not here to argue with people. I'm just here to sow the seeds of truth and grace. If you don't believe me, I doubt you'd believe Jesus when you meet him face to face at the great white judgement throne
1 up, 1y
Belief is irrelevant, despite the necessity in religion, or isn't that not just the core, but the problem as well? I don't have to believe in the sky, in the mirror, in what surrounds me. Reality is reality, belief is not needed.
1 up, 1y,
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"I'm just here to sow the seeds of truth"

You're not doing that by making baseless claims

"If you don't believe me, I doubt you'd believe Jesus when you meet him face to face at the great white judgement throne"

Jesus is dead. He died a long time ago. And there is no great white throne judgement
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1 up, 1y,
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1 up, 1y
So instead of providing any evidence for your claims, you're just going to make fun of people. Is that what the Bible tells you to do?
1 up, 1y,
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"My evidence for the risen and ascended Jesus is in the thousands of verifiable reports of people who saw, heard, and even physically felt the new body of Christ"

We don't have thousands of verifiable reports. We don't even have one verifiable report. We have stories, and in those stories people claim that they or other people saw a resurrected Jesus. None of these stories has been confirmed to be true, and they can't be confirmed now, because all the people are dead.

"The reason God is not to blame for deformed babies is due to Adam and Eve's choice to disobey God and envelope the whole human race in sin and death"

When God forms people in the womb, does he decide if they will have all of their body parts or if they will be missing body parts?
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2 ups, 1y,
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1 up, 1y,
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You think calling people names is acting like Jesus?
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0 ups, 1y,
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I have a standard to guide me in this dark world, you reject the Holy Light of heaven therefore you have no standard.
1 up, 1y
That's false, and it doesn't answer my question

Do you think calling people names is acting like Jesus?

You're confusing me not getting my morals from the Bible with me not having any morals at all. My moral system is better than the one in the Bible, because my moral system says that slavery and child marriage are wrong. The Bible is okay with both of those things.
1 up, 1y,
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"I'm not here to debate children and primitive Neanderthals"

Are you calling Modda and me children and Neanderthals?

"I'm here to stand for truth"

If you're here to stand for truth, how come you can't provide evidence for what you're saying? You read some stuff in a book and you believe it's true. I'm just asking for some evidence that it's true.
1 up, 1y
wOt did he say?
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