I'd like to think this actually happened (eggy asked me to make it)

You forgot to include “F**K YOU” at the end

Something felt wrong about having eggy say that.

he doesn't swear

None of my OCs swear
Well, Captain Dorado might say d*mn if she's really angry

WE SAW THEIR HEAD WITHOUT THE HELMET 💀

(also collector is a he. This has happened a couple times before.)

I have never seen his face before. I used they/them just to be sure.

So?

I wonder if Reddit Cam or UO will be involved in one of these...

Bob: I needed some soup whoops

Eggy: *gives bob a soup*

Bob: yummy

*rolls up on skateboard*
"It's spelled A I S L E"
*rolls away on skateboard*

I didn't know

XD⁶

The parasite outbreak happening on some random planet

HEY! PART ONE-ish OF CHAPTER ONE OF MY EVENT IS OUT! Go look!

Inkmatas: *Sighs* not again

Collector: *hangs up*

Wait, again?

Something like this happened before?

Eggy: *bursts through the wall right next to the door* I got the clothes. And soup.

Collector: well it's over now.

Little Timmy was malfunctioning and breaking a bunch of stuff, Astra has it under control now.

Eggy: *gasp* LET ME SEE HIM NOW

Collector: *hands him a lifeless little Timmy*

He ran out of battery.

Eggy: Why didn't you tell me over the phone?!
*he opens his mechanical part up and pours a bit of liquid Egg Magic into a tiny tank*
That stuff is only for emergencies, mostly because it puts him in a state where he can't control his power output. *he hands Collector a bottle filled with the liquid and sets a sleeping Little Timmy in Astras hair*

Inkmatas: This is the fifth time he's done this

*She pulls her phone out to reveal a counter of how many times eggy went to the soup store*

Eggy: *appears out of nowhere behind Inky* sixth actually

Inkmatas: *Uncomfortable* O-okay

Eggy: oops did I scare you? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to! *he pats Inky and gives her apologetic hugs*

Collector: impressive.

Eggy: FRICK YOU

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