"Can't believe I'm back here after I nearly died after being moved to the dayshift. I don't quite remember if it was Mangle or Toy Bonnie who decided my frontal lobe tasted good, but if it was Bonnie than he got some karma."
[deleted] M
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It was m-me Jeremy... And I'll eat the rest of your brain if you dont run fast.
(Damn, did I start the plot for this one? Well, I might have opened this can of worms, now I gotta lie in it.)
My chaotic lawful (strict moral code but no one can figure out what it is) self tries finding ways to sneak up behind Withered Bonnie with duct tape in hand so I can tape Toy Bonnie's face to him. I'm probably going to die doing it, but it's a hill I'm willing to die on.
[deleted] M
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Toy Bonie: WITHERED! BEHIND YOU! *grabs you* think you could do that, huh?
"This is hill I'm willing to die on, but before I do, did you know that Classic Bonnie, and by extension Withered Bonnie, doesn't follow the laws of time, space, or gravity?"
[deleted] M
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I know, I know. That's how he magically went back to Parts/Services so quickly. Anyway, goodbye. *snaps neck*.
BONNIE WANTS HIS REVENGE ON YOU FOR TEARING OFF HIS FACEPLATE. LUCKILY FOR HIM, HE HAS WITHERED BONNIE ON HIS SIDE. USE THESE FOR AN ADVANTAGE:
UPVOTE - GAIN FLASHLIGHT
COMMENT -GAIN BATTERIES FOR 45M
BOTH - GAIN FLAMETHROWER; OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE 2 HOURS WITH BONNIE (ME) AND WITHERED BONNIE (@.WITHERED_BONNIE.) STALKING YOU.