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Captain Obvious | EVEN IF THE PENDULUM SWINGS BACK AND BUDWEISER DROPS THEIR WOKE AGENDA; I'LL NEVER TRUST A BUDWEISER GIRLS IN BIKINIS AD AGAIN | image tagged in captain obvious | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
230 views 15 upvotes Made by Crazmalligan 2 years ago in politics
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4 ups, 2y
That's funny right there.
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2 ups, 2y,
3 replies
Coke, Disney, Nike and the NFL are still very much in business by the way
3 ups, 2y,
4 replies
Soooo I'm still not gonna look at Budweiser "girls" 🤔the same way ever again. You predictably always chime in with a ridiculous comment or comparison. Your comparison of the NFL, NIKE, DISNEY & Coke to BUD LIGHT....is par for your course. All those brands were marketed to alllll people for ever. When they chose wokeness it was a gamble, but not much of one. They had universal appeal and if they lose a percentage here n there by boycot...they'll be ok. BUD LIGHT has not been a product like that. In fact liberals have parodied their opponents as knuckled dragging toothless 3 day beard,fat over alls wearing BEER drinking idiots for years. BEER COMPANIES knew their customers. If that's NOT the case, explain the hundred years of pretty FEMALE faces drinking n heavenly bodies, going all the way back to the MILLER champagne of beers girl sliding off the crescent moon in what would've been a sexy pose l, holding a beer. SEX SELLS ALCOHOL. Duh. And it's not HOMOSEXUAL relations that do it. I take that back, maybe ZIMA or gin. Actually ZIMAs a good point of reference. When frat boys, athletes, fisherman, iron workers, oil workers etc perceive something as gayish look what happens. BEER is marketed towards men. Like it or not. Women drink it, true. But it is marketed largely to men. I mean even your boy lorne Michaels over at SNL did satire of Budweiser commercial with BUD GAY. I was a driver for a beer company for 10 years. I assure you the budweiser products customer base is NOT TRANSEXUAL OR WOKE. Alcohol, in particular beer sales are very competitive. You may not realize it and why would you since you believe whatever the view says, but believe me, there's a lot of muckity mucks and people at Anheuser that think this was a BAAAAAD decision. You really shouldn't just live your life to contradict others...it doesn't take brain surgery to see this FICK UP. Every once in a while need to admit when something's just dumb. not to mention all those companies you've mentioned have taken major financial hits and a large percentage of their shareholders disagree with their BS too. In particular DISNEY.
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2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
I know I'm old, and lotta new slang words out there, us old guys trying to understand our youths new vocabulary and every day I learn something new, like today you helped me learn that you are a simp, so thank you. Your comment may be nonsensical but educational at the same time, kudos
0 ups, 2y
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1 up, 2y,
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Wow, that's a whole lotta wall of txt not to read.

Anyways, the brands anti mentioned have all taken their turns as world ending outrages doomed to obsolescence thanks to righty boycotts, which, as we all know, didn't happen.

Even Kid "Shoot the Cans" Rock (some has been Beastie Boys wannabe from the 1990s) got busted selling Bud Light at his man pulsating bar for regular Bud drinking alcoholics.
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Thank god for the show full content bar covering the body of your reply. Really not gonna even read it. Really not interested in the pic of your love interest either which i didnt read the caption. Not interested in your outpouring of love🤣🤣🤣🤣
1 up, 2y
gaagh, you touchéd my comment!
3 ups, 2y
Sound and fury signifying nothing...🙄
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3 ups, 2y,
1 reply
May I ask: how did you survive the years when the Budweiser commercials starred nothing but frogs?
3 ups, 2y
LOL!
3 ups, 2y
Indeed. And they're all part of Americana.
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Considering the major hits disney continues to take as a result of their wokeness campaign ..this comment has not and will not age well
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1 up, 2y,
1 reply
Disney's profits are higher than ever.
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
You must be too
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1 up, 2y
Must I? Because it's a number that goes on public record and it's bigger than the other numbers.
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EVEN IF THE PENDULUM SWINGS BACK AND BUDWEISER DROPS THEIR WOKE AGENDA; I'LL NEVER TRUST A BUDWEISER GIRLS IN BIKINIS AD AGAIN