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Horror movie logic:
Oh look, a gun! Oh wait, jammed slider. Finally unjammed it. Oh wait, no ammo. Not even a magazine. Oh look, a magazine! Oh wait, its empty. Oh look, a bullet! Oh wait, it's a blank shot. Oh look, a real bullet! Oh wait, slider's jammed again. Slider unjammed. Oh wait, the magazine spring won't work. Oh look, a different magazine! Oh wait, wrong caliber. Oh look, a good magazine! I finally loaded the gun! Oh wait, the trigger is broken. *dies*

This is in fact horror movie logic.

imagine shooting the monster in the backrooms with an AK-47

Sounds like a normal day in the ruins of Pripyat, to be honest.

I'm going to assume you say "most" because the Alien movies exist.

look at the first word on this meme, it says most

I did bring up most.

i am a hypocrite, my bad

It's all good.

What about jeepers creepers 2?

I've never actually seen any of the Jeepers Creepers movies.

Or if they actually knew how to use one lol

Look at if veterans were in horror movies

And every Halloween movie would be 9 times shorter if Michael Myers could run :/

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the godzilla movies are not horror movies

thats the joke

he is a monster tho....

Godzilla is a sci-fi movie

he is a monster but not made for a horror film

Yes

post that

I posted it now

i will upvote it and get who_am_i to get people to upvote this too

Okay

i just did

Most horror movies would probably a. have the character panic and mess up, shoot the wall multiple times then actually aim when the killer gets to them and *click* or b. Shoot the killer once and get stabbed in the back.

i am talking in the realm of reality not the horror-verse, things actually work

Horror movie victims be like:

lol

If I made a horror movie, the Characters would be smart

True

Laughs in hcar

Horror movie protagonist:
*sees killer coming after him*
*automatically trips over invisible line*

maybe the killer set up a trip rope on something

Bear trap lol

True

imagine if the characters were actually smart now

The Mummy (1999), Frasier's character shoots the mummy with a shotgun. Dracula 2000, vampire is shot several times. And the entire movie Don't Kill It with Dolph Lundgren is people shooting the host of the demon so it jumps to them.

i said most not all

And good aim, instead of screaming and shaking it like it’s a hot potato and/or then dropping it.

Actually: you're overhelmed by a huge group of zombies

zombie movies are their own genre

Tell that too fnaf

fnaf is a game series

Oh we're talking about movies my bad.

Also it thought you would say that there were no zombies to which I would reply "Afton"