If you get it, good for you :)

Wait, am I finally going to meet this kid? I finally won't be alone in the Missing a Frontal Lobe club!

here have a chainsaw gun. it'll help.

Why..?

because chainsaw guns help everything. besides, if you're missing your whole head you won't be missing just your frontal lobe

I WANT TO KEEP MY DAMN HEAD.

but chainsaw gun

Fine, dammit.
*proceeds to shoot it at a random guy*
There you go.

y e s
s w e e t o r g a n s

sup, eyeless jack here, kidneys taste the best tbh

yes.

Can I have one?

:)

You needed to go back to 1987, then we could all stop having to assume who it was bitten by who.

Fixed the meme

thank you

Giga Chad-ette? Giga Cherl!?

Maybe

lmao

Giga-Cheryl

broski im a girl and i would do this shi

well then you're cool and different :)

same here but- well I don't identify as a girl

i would try to stop it from happening

WaS ThAT thE BiTe OF 87?!?!?

Maybe...

I would do that and I'm a girl,I wanna see it lol

I'd see the bite of 87 and finally figure it out

*lets charlotte emily inside*

I'd smuggle Crying Child out of there and adopt him.
He's my kid now.

Don't make the FNAF Timeline harder for MatPat

im sorry gt but i love matpat making jokes about signing his soul away to the fnaf lore

He basically has at this point

The point is to simplify the timeline. If I prevent him from dying, then the events of FNaF might never happen. Then we just have to keep his dad from murdering people.

Well no because then William's child is kidnapped so he then kidnaps Charlie. Leading to a way different timeline

Serial child kidnapper is better than serial child murderer.

True, but either way the lore is confusing

Easy fix! Just go back a year or 2 and tell Henry and William if they open Fredbear's family diner the Earth will blow up :)

Nah, I'd rather (il)legally adopt my favorite FNaF character and leave no trace of my existence when I head back to my own time :)

Every boys reaction: IS THAT THE BITE OF '87?????

Every girl's reaction: WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87!?

I would run in there, hit Michael with an axe, hit Fredbear so hard his jaw falls off, rescue Evan, shoot Michael in the skull with a Glock-17 while he's lying there, crying, and then go back to my time.

Jesus chill, he's your son and he hadn't done anything that bad yet at this point

He was literally about to lodge Evan into Fredbear's mouth.

Well, you're a filicidal maniac.

and you killed 6 kids.