Monkey Puppet

A prehistoric furry

just what I was going to say.

Ey ey hol up I ain't a furry I may be from Scotland but a dinny be from dundee

LOL 😂

lol ye

Congrats on surviving the abortion

Now get out

"Hey, guys! We can get tasty white drink from cows! What? Why was I doing it? Ah... Doesn't matter! You gotta try this! But make sure they're female first."

Lol

:D

Lol

Oh shi-

oh sh-

y'know, one of my friends brought up this and that same friend had an excellent explanation.

He said that the people back then could have been in a drought. Then they look over at the cows and they see the baby getting milk from the mother's utter. So they get a cow with a baby and start milking it. They then find that they can drink the milk for some hydration. That is how we figured t out.

or maybe they got "curious" another way :)

Now this is a real explanation. Good theory. Probably what happened.

More than that, who came up with cheese?

NOW THIS. REAL QUESTION.

well you see
someone went into the desert with a pouch full of milk
and the said pouch was affected by the unlimited power of the sun that when he opened the pouch
it was cheese.

I'm a bit concerned. Maybe they were a girl trying to pull smth...

Have sex

i dont get it

I wonder...

Bro was trying to do the cow a favor.

woah there buddy pall buster!

I don't know, and to be honest I don't want to

I won’t be the nerdy one for this situation. Go look it up

OOP...

mabey he was trying to have sex with the cow

That’s a first time thing to hear

when your part of an animal group you hear stuff you dont understand, so trust me, theres more to this situation.

YES! thats what I thought TOO!

Dont ask questions

If you wanna know he excally just tried to milk her

What's wrong with trying to squeeze some?

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oh my god...

uhhh. get milk?

Trying not to starve to death. Dude, it's not that weird, we've been pretending to be calves for thousands of years now.