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11 ups, 2y,
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A prehistoric furry
1 up, 2y,
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just what I was going to say.
1 up, 2y,
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Ey ey hol up I ain't a furry I may be from Scotland but a dinny be from dundee
0 ups, 2y
LOL 😂
0 ups, 2y,
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Congrats on surviving the abortion
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Now get out
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lol ye
9 ups, 2y,
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"Hey, guys! We can get tasty white drink from cows! What? Why was I doing it? Ah... Doesn't matter! You gotta try this! But make sure they're female first."
0 ups, 2y
Lol
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:D
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Lol
4 ups, 2y
Oh shi-
4 ups, 2y
oh sh-
3 ups, 2y,
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y'know, one of my friends brought up this and that same friend had an excellent explanation.

He said that the people back then could have been in a drought. Then they look over at the cows and they see the baby getting milk from the mother's utter. So they get a cow with a baby and start milking it. They then find that they can drink the milk for some hydration. That is how we figured t out.
1 up, 2y
or maybe they got "curious" another way :)
0 ups, 2y
Now this is a real explanation. Good theory. Probably what happened.
2 ups, 2y,
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More than that, who came up with cheese?
0 ups, 2y
well you see
someone went into the desert with a pouch full of milk
and the said pouch was affected by the unlimited power of the sun that when he opened the pouch
it was cheese.
0 ups, 2y
NOW THIS. REAL QUESTION.
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1 up, 2y
What's wrong with trying to squeeze some?
1 up, 2y
I won’t be the nerdy one for this situation. Go look it up
1 up, 2y
I'm a bit concerned. Maybe they were a girl trying to pull smth...
1 up, 2y,
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mabey he was trying to have sex with the cow
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1 up, 2y,
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That’s a first time thing to hear
0 ups, 2y
when your part of an animal group you hear stuff you dont understand, so trust me, theres more to this situation.
0 ups, 11mo
YES! thats what I thought TOO!
1 up, 2y
If you wanna know he excally just tried to milk her
1 up, 2y
Have sex
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OOP...
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1 up, 2y
Dont ask questions
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1 up, 2y
woah there buddy pall buster!
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i dont get it
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I don't know, and to be honest I don't want to
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1 up, 2y
Bro was trying to do the cow a favor.
1 up, 2y
I wonder...
1 up, 2y
Well, since God bestowed our first parents with the scepter over all the animals, I suppose he gave them an instruction booklet for safety during operations and warnings on avoiding the dangerous properties of some creatures.
0 ups, 2y
Oh god
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oh crap-
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