Oh crap

This is the thing I hate about school kids, they say you're their "best friend" even though you aren't.

ive seen somebody like that called RileyTheNoob on mc and he acts just like that and i hate him, hes gotten himself a 7 day ban once for pissing me off and my friend (a sr mod) took control

Last I checked people did not eat gum, they chewed it.

i've swallowed plenty of gum

That's true but it's still made out of rubber and plastic. (inside your mouth is inside your body ; )

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Using that logic, we shouldn't brush our teeth bc toothpaste is more toxic than gum

Maybe you're using the wrong toothpaste.

Toothpaste is only toxic when you swallow TOO MUCH of it
People actually swallow a bit of toothpaste every time they brush their teeth, and it has no effect

Not all toothpaste is bad for you.

*any

You are right. There is a toothpaste with only natural ingredients on the market, one of which is an old Chinese remedy for tooth decay.

I don't know which sounds best. Bubble gum flavored bovine corpse gum or labrea tar pit gum. Yum!

(where'd you find that? that's just nasty. lol)

Yes, they do.

exactly

me who doesn't like or take gum

also me who doesn't really have friends

I don't have friends but like gum

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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There's this guy that used to sit next to me and he would NOT. STOP. ASKING FOR GUM. He was so annoying. He literally had his own packet. He even tried to interrupt me in between classes in the hallways JUST to ask for gum. He one day told me that if I gave him a piece, he'd stop asking. I give him ONE piece. The very next day, he comes up and asks: "Can I have some gum?" I swear to God, I hate him SO. FREAKING. MUCH.

Me

relatable

bro we can all agree thats how middle school be like with the PoPuLaR gIrLs

True

Joke's on them, I don't have friends. Who says I have to share my gum? I'll eat the whole ____ pack right in front of them if need be!

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like crap you are