CONSERVATIVE PARTY STANDS FIRM AGAINST THE MODERN EPIDEMIC OF PORN ADDICTION. WE LAMENT THE RISING INFLUENCE OF SATANIC SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS SUCH AS INSTAGRAM, TIKTOK (COMMUNIST CHINESE), AND ONLYFANS, WHICH HAVE CORRUPTED SOME YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN TO THE POINT THEY HAVE REALLY STARTED TO BELIEVE THEY ARE CATS AND DOGS AND, SOMETIMES, EVEN STRANGER BEASTS. TO COUNTER THIS GODLESS PROPAGANDA, WE FULLY SUPPORT TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE AND CONSERVATIVE AMERICAN VALUES TO THE FULLEST EXTENT, WITHOUT APOLOGY OR COMPROMISE. AT THE SAME TIME, WE DON’T BELIEVE IN UNILATERAL DISARMAMENT, AS SOME WOULD SUGGEST. WE RECOGNIZE THAT BECAUSE OF THE CURRENT MEDIA ENVIRONMENT, OUR BEST CHANCE OF REACHING THE ALREADY-PARTIALLY-CORRUPTED YOUTH IS IN A LANGUAGE THEY UNDERSTAND. THAT IS WHY WE SUPPORT THE TACTICAL DEPLOYMENT OF NSFW MEMES AS A VEHICLE TOWARD A LARGER PURPOSE: INSTILLING GODLY PRINCIPLES IN THE YOUTH OF TODAY.
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