Pay for the rich kids' education and wear your mask, its science.

Given how many people went to college for the 'experience', racked up costs by living in college instead of going to a local one, studied something with no discenible path to employment or started unrelated employment afterwards...

I sincerely hope the fed will forgive my credit card debt or mortgage since both are logically equally or more justifiable
(Not that I have either but I'll sure as hell get them if forgiveness is put on the table..)

I racked up thousands on my cards supporting single moms going to college. Doesn’t that count as student debt?

As long as they use safe pole practices and have a rubber landing mat just in case they fall, I would think it is covered but I am not an expert

Just make sure your strippers were born female, hunter has a few weird friends

Trade school, and volunteering should be covered, watching birds fly, time spent on the roads and anything else, free money for all or none.