Lol, I have google and I did receive guvment money after I enlisted and they do pay me for a few scars they were kind enough to let me wear. This might shock you, but I have zero guvment contracts. I should add that now the nation has a real president I should try and land a nice guvie paycheck. It would only be fair, my tax dollars funded a lot of illegals and I want some of that money back.
Cool story bro. I almost felt sorry for your imaginary friend and their imaginary problems. I remember the obama and biden years were hard times for farmers and ranchers, that ended when President Trump took change. Next year will be even better, we will be back to pre-covid levels. That is no small feat because many of us no longer deal with big distributors, maybe the President can restore that lost trust, but it will take time.