Well that's just hilarious! You really are in a bind aren't you!
You can't simply say 'yes' because then you'd have to make a payment on record and you wouldn't so that would make you a piece of crap for lying, also
You can't say 'no' because then you're a piece of crap because you wont pay for what you expect to be paid
But you're also a piece of crap because you are clearly and outright stalling by doing absolutely anything besides simply saying 'yes' or 'no'
A single word.
Absolutely hilarious.
You clearly have nowhere to go.