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3 ups, 2y
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death to johnny
3 ups, 2y,
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Align the apples so that you can cut two 1/3 slices off them both at the same time. The 2/3 remaining on the two will go to two of them, and the two 1/3 slices go to the third person. Basic maths.
3 ups, 2y,
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Isn't it easier to slice one human, than two apples. One is less than two.
2 ups, 2y
That's assuming you know where to strike. If you screw it up, and they evade the swing, you're out of swings, still with two apples and one very angry kid.
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0 ups, 2y,
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You also need to keep the blade in motion as it kills one of the others
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But when you split it into equal thirds, everyone can have a third. No need to kill this time, sorry.
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how to split into thirds when you can only use one slice
0 ups, 2y
You align the first one so you cut off only a third of it, and in that same slice do the second apple as well. You'll end up with two 2/3 cuts, and two 1/3 cuts. Give one 2/3 to one kid, rinse and repeat there, and put the two 1/3 slices together that also equal 2/3, and give it to the third kid. You're welcome.
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2 ups, 2y,
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use the knife and slice the all of the apples, everyone can have the first 3 and the last one i'll eat
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1 up, 2y,
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In one slice ? ?
0 ups, 2y,
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yes
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0 ups, 2y
Sigma
2 ups, 2y
For one stroke of the knife I (middle) will stab the other boy and then there will be enough apples for everyone
2 ups, 2y
The blonde will kill the other boy and him and the female Ginger will run into the woods to avoid getting caught. The reason I left the girl alive is so they can raise a tribe of humans
1 up, 2y
>:)
1 up, 2y,
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I know how. Cut one person's head off, so the two can equally share apples.
1 up, 2y
That'll take more than 1 stroke
1 up, 2y
You don't wanna know how I will solve the problem...
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1 up, 2y
mordir
1 up, 2y
Cut both apples in one storke duh
1 up, 2y
Stack apples. Cut one third off of each in a single slice
1 up, 2y
1 up, 2y
S T A B !
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1 up, 2y
0 ups, 2y
YAY! I'm in the 6 percent!
0 ups, 2y
Damn, only one stroke? You'd think that cutting a third off of each apple would be the solution. That way everyone has two thirds of an apple.
0 ups, 2y
use the knife on the girl, then the boys can have apples.
0 ups, 2y
Very easy riddle. Grab one of them by the head and cut their throat.
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