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Does Anybody Know What's Going On?

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Pence discovery raises fresh questions over US handling of classified papers
25 Jan 2023
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jan/25/pence-classified-documents-trump-biden-security

The discovery of classified documents at the home of former US vice-president Mike Pence, following similar incidents involving Joe Biden and Donald Trump, is bringing new scrutiny to government procedures for handling and securing its most delicate secrets.
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No, if ANYONE takes home a classified document nobody knows that they have it.

I've heard Bret Baier talk ad nauseum about the library analogy too, but it's just not the way it works.

There aren't 10 copies of this classified document on where the Russian subs are right now in the world and anyone that wants to see it has to "check it out".

No, instead, the "document" is on a shared drive electronically. While you're working inside the SCIF you can open the document and print it yourself. Shit, you could print 100 if you wanted to. Then, you can walk right out the front door with it. The only way that you'll get stopped is if they're doing a random inspection. Then, they have the right to look into anything that you're carrying, lunch box, gym bag, purse, etc. But, if you're a real bad guy, you've got the docs stuffed into your tightie whities or your socks and they don't have the right to pat you down.

Biden, Trump, and Pence probably were just careless in what they had their folks pack up. Only difference is that Trump probably declassed everything. Biden had stuff in his homes from when he was a senator over 14 years ago.
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General Ripper (Dr. Strangelove) | LET ME GUESS THE SCIF ALSO GIVES YOU A NICE FOLDER MARKED “CLASSIFIED MATERIALS” TO GO WITH YOUR COPIED FILES | image tagged in general ripper dr strangelove | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2 ups, 2y
Nope.
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2 ups, 2y
Great question - the only safeguards that the government really has are:

-vetting employees via the "clearance" program, a giant anal probe of your entire life, family, friends, neighbors, employers, criminal record, travel, etc. (politicians, oddly enough, don't have to go through this process)

-the aforementioned random entry and exit personnel inspections (Think of a DUI checkpoint before you can leave work, but they're looking for classified documents instead of drunk drivers. Again, doesn't apply to politicians.)

-the honor system, depending upon employees to cop to their own mistakes ("If you 'accidently' remove a classified document you can bring it back and not get in as much trouble as if you would if we find out about it first." Again, doesn't apply to politicians.)

-the full-scope polygraph, where they grill you for an hour or two about any foreign contacts you might have had that you didn't self report, trips you took out of the country, whether you might have committed a security infraction and didn't report it (bringing a prohibited item into the SCIF or taking something out that shouldn't have been) and if you reported it or not (Again, doesn't apply to politicians.)
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2 ups, 2y,
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Yep - unless things have drastically changed since 2014 when I got out of that business, but I don't think so.

Again, it doesn't apply to politicians.
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Excellent point!
1 up, 2y
Thanks! The fun continues...

Hillary Clinton: Classified Documents? Why Do You Ask?
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Pepperidge Farms knows
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Pepperidge Farms knows a lot of things.
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National Archives asks former U.S. leaders to re-check for classified documents
Jan 26, 2023
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/national-archives-asks-former-u-s-leaders-to-re-check-for-classified-documents

WASHINGTON (AP) — The National Archives has asked former U.S. presidents and vice presidents to recheck their personal records for any classified documents following the news that President Joe Biden and former Vice President Mike Pence had such documents in their possession...
6 ups, 2y,
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Oh. . .now she asks? She couldn't do that for Trump? Also who hires these people?
4 ups, 2y
Archives were working with Trump - but when the Biden DOJ got wind of it is when all hell broke loose.
2 ups, 2y
Re: "who hires these people?"
When you think of incompetence in government, who immediately comes to mind?

Archivist of the United States
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archivist_of_the_United_States
"The Archivist is appointed by the President with the advice and consent of the Senate and is responsible for safeguarding and making available for study all the permanently valuable records of the federal government, including the original Declaration of Independence, Constitution and Bill of Rights, which are displayed in the Archives' main building in Washington, D.C."
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Debra Steidel Wall is actually only the acting archivist.

"The position was most recently held by David Ferriero, who left office on April 30, 2022. President Joe Biden has named Colleen Joy Shogan as Archivist. Her nomination is currently pending before the Senate."
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